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Airship To Brentford - Saturday 14th October
24 August 2017 10:07 Post ID: #1549184 - in reply to #1549180
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whiskylion - 24/8/2017 09:43

Just a thought, Paris. I mean, it is probably nothing and I know I am being silly and a bit of a spoilsport and all.....And I'm sure you and Knocker will have thought of this already. I'm mean it is not as if there has ever been a problem with a Zep before.... But...

Isn't Brentford FC slap on the flight path to Heathrow....?


Do I really have to keep repeating myself?

1. Knocker has applied for a Route Licence using Form CPG 2901.

2. The CAA have advised us NOT to fly above 2,000ft - and to start our CDA over the Royal Botanic Gardens.

3. ATC at Heathrow have advised us to keep clear of the Lambourne Stack (sorry, no idea what they're talking about)

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24 August 2017 11:10 Post ID: #1549204 - in reply to #1549184
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ParisWall - 24/8/2017 10:07

whiskylion - 24/8/2017 09:43

Just a thought, Paris. I mean, it is probably nothing and I know I am being silly and a bit of a spoilsport and all.....And I'm sure you and Knocker will have thought of this already. I'm mean it is not as if there has ever been a problem with a Zep before.... But...

Isn't Brentford FC slap on the flight path to Heathrow....?


Do I really have to keep repeating myself?

1. Knocker has applied for a Route Licence using Form CPG 2901.

2. The CAA have advised us NOT to fly above 2,000ft - and to start our CDA over the Royal Botanic Gardens.

3. ATC at Heathrow have advised us to keep clear of the Lambourne Stack (sorry, no idea what they're talking about)

:pcnerd:



Sorry, Paris.

But I make a point of not reading what other people write on here...

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24 August 2017 12:11 Post ID: #1549214 - in reply to #1549204
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whiskylion - 24/8/2017 11:10



Sorry, Paris.

But I make a point of not reading what other people write on here...



Yes, Adam gave me a heads-up.



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24 August 2017 14:27 Post ID: #1549267 - in reply to #1549102
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ringo_the_lion - 23/8/2017 16:59

Mick the Machete is interested as he has never cut anyone after leaping from a Zeppelin before and he has never seen Wormwood Scrubs from the air before, from the roof but not the air.


I realise Mick is a fun-loving, family bloke, who's very good to his mother.

But, we have a very strict Route Licence, sadly this does not include The Scrubs or Braybrook Street; where Harry Roberts had that unfortunate incident with his Luger.

So, if you see Mick over the weekend, would you mind breaking the news to him.

I'd rather keep both arms for the time being.

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24 August 2017 19:26 Post ID: #1549326 - in reply to #1549113
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bazzwall - 23/8/2017 17:36

it's getting more dangerous by the year supporting Millwall, let's hope we d'ont draw Crawley in the cup or we could be wing walking to Gatwick.

But a submarine trip to Hull,............. now you are talking. Das Boot revisited.


Submarine to Hull - now that is what I call a great idea!

There was a bloke on here a couple of weeks back talking about Periscope; did he have a Sub?

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25 August 2017 08:29 Post ID: #1549376 - in reply to #1549181
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lionheart48 - 24/8/2017 09:50

"Do I take that as a 'Yes?'

Just that we are asking for a deposit of £25 per person that needs to be paid by 31st inst".

I can't get the money together by that date, I was hoping to pay for it when I get my heating allowance, because it would be spent on acquiring gas so to speak.
That's a bummer having to miss out on such an adventure, would you take articles of clothing as a deposit ! I have some stretch trousers if you are interested!


Are they those with the elasticated waistband, from Marks and Spencer?
42" waist?

I already have them in Tan, Stone, Taupe and Pistachio - think I'm already sorted, thanks mate.







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26 August 2017 11:52 Post ID: #1549559 - in reply to #1549041
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Six seats remaining.

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26 August 2017 17:36 Post ID: #1549618 - in reply to #1549559
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Think it’s a great idea, but only if –

The Model LTA-1000 is the genuine article, straight from the Zeppelin works down by Lake Constance. Too many Chinese copies around for my liking.

Mama is supplied with a Shewee, don’t want any splashing while slashing near my G & T thank you very much!

Knocker and his infamous bratwurst isn’t on board. Developed food poisoning last time, guess I should learn to spit not swallow … and no, I’m not referring to the Anorak’s ‘alternative team’ who when threatened with their rear being penetrated will willingly take one for the team.

Fly over Stamford Bridge and "shit on the bastards below, below"
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26 August 2017 19:17 Post ID: #1549636 - in reply to #1549618
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WarksWall - 26/8/2017 17:36

Think it’s a great idea, but only if –

The Model LTA-1000 is the genuine article, straight from the Zeppelin works down by Lake Constance. Too many Chinese copies around for my liking.

Mama is supplied with a Shewee, don’t want any splashing while slashing near my G & T thank you very much!

Knocker and his infamous bratwurst isn’t on board. Developed food poisoning last time, guess I should learn to spit not swallow … and no, I’m not referring to the Anorak’s ‘alternative team’ who when threatened with their rear being penetrated will willingly take one for the team.

Fly over Stamford Bridge and "shit on the bastards below, below"




Warwickshire

So, is that a yes, or a no mate?





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28 August 2017 18:13 Post ID: #1549939 - in reply to #1549636
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It's a definite maybe!

It all depends on the courier devilering the shewee. I've already ordered it off ebay, should be on its way to Nunhead pretty soon. Better hope Mama opens it before I'm indoors, otherwise he'll think it's some type of wine pourer!

Edited by WarksWall 28/8/2017 18:17
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29 August 2017 11:37 Post ID: #1549986 - in reply to #1549085
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midway lion - 23/8/2017 16:15

Just talked it over with the family and it's a no I'm afraid.
Apparently, you haven't taken into account the likelihood
of snipers.


We have a rear mounted Thompson Gun, operated by Kev.

Have you seen his 1,000 yard stare - not a pretty sight?



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29 August 2017 12:01 Post ID: #1549994 - in reply to #1549267
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ParisWall - 24/8/2017 14:27

ringo_the_lion - 23/8/2017 16:59

Mick the Machete is interested as he has never cut anyone after leaping from a Zeppelin before and he has never seen Wormwood Scrubs from the air before, from the roof but not the air.


I realise Mick is a fun-loving, family bloke, who's very good to his mother.

But, we have a very strict Route Licence, sadly this does not include The Scrubs or Braybrook Street; where Harry Roberts had that unfortunate incident with his Luger.

So, if you see Mick over the weekend, would you mind breaking the news to him.

I'd rather keep both arms for the time being.


I think i smoothed things over Paris , he went quiet for a little while but after headbutting the wall a few times he was fine, he started talking about going on a rubber dingy stating if he gets into any difficulties the police will have to save him and take him the rest of the way there just like the Italian navy ships do with the Libyans.
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29 August 2017 18:09 Post ID: #1550089 - in reply to #1549994
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ringo_the_lion - 29/8/2017 12:01

ParisWall - 24/8/2017 14:27

ringo_the_lion - 23/8/2017 16:59

Mick the Machete is interested as he has never cut anyone after leaping from a Zeppelin before and he has never seen Wormwood Scrubs from the air before, from the roof but not the air.


I realise Mick is a fun-loving, family bloke, who's very good to his mother.

But, we have a very strict Route Licence, sadly this does not include The Scrubs or Braybrook Street; where Harry Roberts had that unfortunate incident with his Luger.

So, if you see Mick over the weekend, would you mind breaking the news to him.

I'd rather keep both arms for the time being.


I think i smoothed things over Paris , he went quiet for a little while but after headbutting the wall a few times he was fine, he started talking about going on a rubber dingy stating if he gets into any difficulties the police will have to save him and take him the rest of the way there just like the Italian navy ships do with the Libyans.


Went by catamaran a couple of seasons back, Ringo.

It ended in tears- we had to walk up to our knees, over 100 yards of low-tide mud; no pub would serve us because of the stench.

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30 August 2017 10:22 Post ID: #1550168 - in reply to #1549041
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30 August 2017 13:27 Post ID: #1550205 - in reply to #1550168
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That's great news, sorry about the colour though. Think it could have been a bit more discreet though, maybe magnolia? Then again the airship's Captain might think he's got a ladyboy aboard and ditch you in the Thames.

Gawd knows what the river police would make of that. Imagine the look on their faces when the grappling hook snares a purple shewee ... especially if it's still attached to it's owner!

I'm sure Obes can give advice on this one, the ol' salty seadog that he is (yes I know, the Thames is freshwater, although I'd swerve a glass of it).

Anyway Mama, expect another delivery as I have the perfect accessory on its way - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/j-elliot-home-Galvanized-Bucket-Silver-/2... It may make a bit of a dinkle as you tinkle, but it's better than nowt. Every little helps an' all that.
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02 September 2017 17:04 Post ID: #1550759 - in reply to #1550205
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Ringo and Warks, still waiting for your deposits lads.

Bit-Coin is acceptable.

Alternatively, PayPal for Methodists, or Papal for Catholics.

Thanks.

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05 September 2017 18:29 Post ID: #1551113 - in reply to #1549041
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Only one spare place remaining.

Also, any of you lads live in the OKR/Devon Street area.

We need someone to cut the rope, to set us free from the Gasometer.

Obviously, they'll be a drink in it.

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