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07 September 2017 17:46 Post ID: #1551397 - in reply to #1551382
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FireWall - 7/9/2017 16:00

LH when some bloke has touched him down below.



That's not a 2 quid haircut.
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07 September 2017 17:48 Post ID: #1551398 - in reply to #1551295
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I assume all cummers are welcum
Personally sounds like a load of old wank
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07 September 2017 18:59 Post ID: #1551401 - in reply to #1551295
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where is everyone, d'ont tell me, the sperm bank,

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07 September 2017 19:42 Post ID: #1551406 - in reply to #1551295
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I think some of you should show a bit more respect.

Wanking is a great art when practised in its purest form.

Mind you I daresay all most of you lot know is bashing one out sitting on the bog grimacing at a filthy porn mag or locking the bedroom door before you view Nuns Go At It Anally with Dwarves in tune to a five knuckle shuffle.

I have no experience of that sort of low rent behaviour.

Mine is the Swan Lake of wanking - all grace, shape and perfect balance
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07 September 2017 19:46 Post ID: #1551407 - in reply to #1551406
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Old_Lion_Les - 7/9/2017 19:42
I have no experience of that sort of low rent behaviour.

Mine is the Swan Lake of wanking - all grace, shape and perfect balance


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07 September 2017 19:57 Post ID: #1551408 - in reply to #1551406
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Old_Lion_Les - 7/9/2017 19:42

I think some of you should show a bit more respect.

Wanking is a great art when practised in its purest form.

Mind you I daresay all most of you lot know is bashing one out sitting on the bog grimacing at a filthy porn mag or locking the bedroom door before you view Nuns Go At It Anally with Dwarves in tune to a five knuckle shuffle.

I have no experience of that sort of low rent behaviour.

Mine is the Swan Lake of wanking - all grace, shape and perfect balance


It gives the term:
Old_Lion_Les
Moaner
a whole new meaning....!!!

I'll be checking out the future programmes at the Royal Opera House, Saddler's Wells and The Barbican with a slightly more cautious eye in future

Interesting to see who'll first be staging "Old Lion Les Knocks One Out" by the Royal Ballet Company.



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07 September 2017 20:20 Post ID: #1551409 - in reply to #1551295
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^^^^^
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07 September 2017 21:05 Post ID: #1551410 - in reply to #1551295
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The recurring old v young debate reminds me of the 2 bulls story told by Ben Travers on Parkinson many years back.

A young bull was walking with an old bull at the top of a hill when he spots a field of cows. The enthusiastic young bull says to the old bull, "See those cows at the bottom of the hill? I'll race you down there and we'll have one each" to which the old bull replies "I'll tell you what, we'll walk to the bottom and have the lot."
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07 September 2017 21:22 Post ID: #1551412 - in reply to #1551410
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PurleyLion - 7/9/2017 21:05

The recurring old v young debate reminds me of the 2 bulls story told by Ben Travers on Parkinson many years back.

A young bull was walking with an old bull at the top of a hill when he spots a field of cows. The enthusiastic young bull says to the old bull, "See those cows at the bottom of the hill? I'll race you down there and we'll have one each" to which the old bull replies "I'll tell you what, we'll walk to the bottom and have the lot." :tup:


Ben Travers: genius.

I have here in my living room an original Aldwych Theatre programme from his 1938 farce Banana Ridge which, when time allows, I shall read before watching a CD of the wartime recorded film of it. I shall pour myself a glass or two of pre-war blended Scotch for good measure, and enjoy the time-warp experience one evening when it is cold enough to get the open log fire going.

Kiddies, with all your cgi shit, eat your hearts out...


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07 September 2017 21:46 Post ID: #1551417 - in reply to #1551406
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Old_Lion_Les - 7/9/2017 19:42

I think some of you should show a bit more respect.

Wanking is a great art when practised in its purest form.

Mind you I daresay all most of you lot know is bashing one out sitting on the bog grimacing at a filthy porn mag or locking the bedroom door before you view Nuns Go At It Anally with Dwarves in tune to a five knuckle shuffle.

I have no experience of that sort of low rent behaviour.

Mine is the Swan Lake of wanking - all grace, shape and perfect balance


I thought old sea dogs used the tender mouth of a 20pound cod? Apparently it's difficult to tell the difference from the real thing in the dark.
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07 September 2017 21:50 Post ID: #1551418 - in reply to #1551295
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Do you reckon the youngsters would know what to do with this?
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07 September 2017 22:30 Post ID: #1551419 - in reply to #1551418
wellers_shot - 7/9/2017 21:50

Do you reckon the youngsters would know what to do with this?
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Is it somewhere to keep your incontinence pants ?
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07 September 2017 22:36 Post ID: #1551421 - in reply to #1551295
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I used to like a nice game of shove h'apenny back in the day.
A bit low tech, but the board never broke down.
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07 September 2017 23:01 Post ID: #1551426 - in reply to #1551421
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BigPaul - 7/9/2017 22:36

I used to like a nice game of shove h'apenny back in the day.
A bit low tech, but the board never broke down. :grin:


You were lucky

We couldn't afford it
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07 September 2017 23:10 Post ID: #1551427 - in reply to #1551295
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Weller's Shot - I have it on good authority from one of our Cooks that the fish that is closest to a female Virgina is the Skate - He was from Grimsby and had sailed on trawlers. I never touched Skate when it was on the Menu after that .
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07 September 2017 23:35 Post ID: #1551432 - in reply to #1551427
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obeney - 7/9/2017 23:10

Weller's Shot - I have it on good authority from one of our Cooks that the fish that is closest to a female Virgina is the Skate - He was from Grimsby and had sailed on trawlers. I never touched Skate when it was on the Menu after that . :hihi:



Skate Bush?
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07 September 2017 23:47 Post ID: #1551434 - in reply to #1551295
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Could be Whisky , I still won't touch one.
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