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08 September 2017 11:33 Post ID: #1551471
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Distinguished- The attack on the burger van the other week was not from the Wet Spam from over the other side, I know you are itching to get amongst it and ‘ave it with them. My sources are saying that this attack came from……….
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Part 4 Sex and drugs

This attack come from a bunch of Azerbaijanis that have somehow got wind the rather handsome operation that Mister Milk Tray and Paris have developed. Obscure as it may seem this little known group have been putting out material about avenging Millwall supporters and their businesses because of what happened at London Bridge. Online they having been trying to align themselves with groups working out of Syria. It’s pretty clear that is just a smoke screen to rob you blind of the rather sumptuous menu that is under the counter. This wasn’t some jumped up little crew from the block trying to get themselves some cred, whatever else those young Bluds are, they are street wise enough to know that Milk-Tray would sort them and their little bagger trouser’d arsesole hanging mates for such a transgression.

No chaps this was well planned, was meant to be a message that they are seeking revenge, hence the Bratwurst being spread everywhere, they even wrapped a string 10 incher’s around the neck of the bloke who lost his life in the van. For those of you who don’t know that was the fantasist Milano, Old Lion here has known him for some years, he’d been living in a flat above chip shop in Bromley peddling his Mitty dreams to the Train spotters, who were completely adoring of his stories of shagging a bevy of hairy muffed West Indian birds on a train ride to somewhere or other. He was actually taking their money and selling tickets on the strength of some weighty muffin monsters wanting to be ridden hard on a train by be-speckled Anoraks signing ‘when the red red robin comes bob bobbing along’, and the girls cooing ‘dats it big boy right on da bean’ . Sorry I digress.

There are a couple of things to come out of this, Plod don’t know about the powder and pill trade, they actually think that this against Millwall supporters in revenge for what R Earner did at the Bridge, the Met are going to hand this over to MI5 and special branch and label it terror attack. This is a win-win for them, gets it off their case load and leaves in their eyes some religious group attacking us, what more could they want? However we know this mob are coming for the substance, whilst plod don’t want a war on the street they would be quite happy if we ‘took care’ of this little distraction or conversely we took a beating, as I say win-win.

This situation is all well and good, or bad and bad actually, what we don’t know is how Azerbers got their info, do we knocker?

Knocker- What?
Distinguished – We don’t know where they got their info, do we?
Knocker- What the fuck you on about, I don’t know any Azerbo’s,
Distinguished – Why does Paree call you Klavdi?
Knocker – Dunno, some joke about a bit I was knocking off.
Distinguished – Was or are?
Knocker - Mind yer business nose poke, as it happens I’m waiting for an intro to Liz-Wall, Paree promised before I went off to French France.
Distinguished – Yes but you were shacked up in an Embassy for a while with the bird?
Paris – Knocker, mate I know you are still seeing Klavdiya, you were over by Vauxhall sharing a Saveloy with her just a week ago. And you first met her when you blagged the catering at that Azerbaijani garden party, you know the one with the projectile vomiting that got investigated by the health and safety executive, they couldn’t decode the source of the sickness due to the ingredients being of an unnatural disposition.
Knocker – I can shag who I want I don’t need permission from you or old orange in yer gob, smack my arse harder leather pant man over there.
Paris – Easy mate, is there a connection?
Knocker – No
Old Lion – Pillow talk, she must know your selling Bratwurst out of the vans and that there is a fleet?
Knocker – Well yeah.
Old Lion – And the substance?
Knocker – No, I wouldn’t, didn’t say anything.
Paris – Hang on a minute what happened when you took that Viagra and Flakka and mixed it with a bit of chisel that turned you into superman with boner the size of a king size Brater for about 4hrs. She said you were an unstoppable stallion and how did you manage it?
Knocker – I just told her that I was king of Saverloys and could service an entire harem in one sitting and for her to get her sister round to try some.
Old Lion – Sister, you been banging her sister?

Silence………Knocker looks at the floor.

Paris – For fuck sake, it was only the week before that you couldn’t get it up.
Knocker – Shut up Paree that was between you and me.
VO – Ha-ha-ha, not only has someone clumped him he can’t get it up anymore, ha-ha-ha.
Distinguished – Gentlemen, we’re getting side tracked here. It would appear that you’ve got an Azerbaijani mafia on your case disguising their intent of robbing you by pretending to be Jihadists, Knocker is ‘seeing off’ the sisters and whilst in a drug induced condition has let slip info about the set up. Plod are not that unhappy for the Jihadists to have a holy war against Millwall in the form of attacking the burger vans, in a nutshell you are up against it.

Murmuring from around the table, VO is looking daggers at Knocker who has his hands clasped around the back of his bald head, leans back in his chair and studies the ornate Victorian pub ceiling. Back and forth in his head about the sisters and their seemingly insatiable desire for him and his body, the amount of chemical he was consuming to keep these two humming and at the same time had they really ‘had his pants down’? They were certainly helping themselves to the product, had they been playing him all along? Two proper fit sisters all over him though, Knocker the lowly burger van man that inadvertently made people ill, now rolling in it, a fleet of vans, more powder than a shelf full of talcum at Boots, and double bubble with the Eastern European lovelies. Those piss taking ‘Wall supporters on the Gillingham bike ride last season or the boat trip to Southend aren’t so fucking clever now are they.

Old Lion is pacing gently around hands in pockets deep in thought, he’d sunk a lot wedge into this little scheme, got a decent team together and had planned to expand and replicate into other targeted cities that mixed their football with burgers and substance. Having this lot on his case could bring the whole thing crashing down.

A tapping at the side door, the statesman figures of Pearls and Silvers come smiling in, dressed like the blokes from Bradford & Bingley, ah ‘The Bookkeepers’, another smart move by Old Lion, unimpeachable in their honesty and meticulous record logging. Added to this neither were consumers, just the odd drink here and there both had long standing partners so weren’t going to get distracted and lose sight of their job, the ledger. Although Old Lion had noted a glint in the eye of Pearls whilst down at his country gaff when a high heeled long legged thirty something drifted past with her silk dressing gown slightly open showing a sparkling under bodice garment with just hint of full cleavage, and then Silvers only had eyes for a certain waitress.

The landlord and Mama bring hot drinks for one and all, Old Lion takes centre stage.

Old Lion -
Right then here’s the plan, I want Pearls and Silvers here to identify our most lucrative areas, I believe that to be somewhere south of London Bridge in the Borough, Thurlow Street, Snowfields around those flats but close enough for the city boys and girls, you two need to confirm that. Knocker I want you to keep the sisters happy and feed them the info, the times and locations, the fact that the vans are going to be loaded with gear and that we’re going to double up put two vans in close order to each other, make it worth their while to come in. We are going to set a trap and lure them. Distinguished can you get what info you can from your source on their likely numbers?

I’m going against my better judgment here, VO can you get hold of Two Sheds and see if he fancies a trip to the city?

More bodies are going to be required, spotters, people high up on the walkways watching, on street corners taking note of who’s driving what, who looks suss. Nobby can you get hold of Only a Game, he should be good on recruitment. EKU when this is set you need to control the periphery the look outs, make sure everyone holds their places. I want a rack of new sims, basic cheap second hand smart phones and Whats-app group set up, this will be our communication when we start, all to be binned after the event, when I say binned I mean burnt. See Bradford & Bingley here for the dough. The rest of you be ready for a date with some fake hate.

Paris, BP and Knocker I want a chat with you, Paulie on your own if you don’t mind.
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“Good evening, this is the BBC radio 4, we are getting reports of another terrorist attack in London, just south of Guys hospital, we understand that there are vehicles on fire and that it is a live ongoing incident……….



Edited by FireWall 8/9/2017 11:40
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08 September 2017 11:43 Post ID: #1551480 - in reply to #1551471
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"Firewall - Britain's very own Gustave Flaubert"

The Times Literary Supplement

***** Five Stars


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10 September 2017 13:23 Post ID: #1551823 - in reply to #1551471
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I'm gripped

PS Is Obes still tied up in the dungeon and does LH48 still have the lemon taped to his mouth?
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11 September 2017 10:27 Post ID: #1551917 - in reply to #1551823
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Old_Lion_Les - 10/9/2017 13:23

I'm gripped

PS Is Obes still tied up in the dungeon and does LH48 still have the lemon taped to his mouth?


We've moved on mate, since that chapter.

Obes did a bit of a Harry Houdini and Lionheart swallowed the lemon.


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11 September 2017 16:27 Post ID: #1551980 - in reply to #1551471
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If anyone is remotely interested in how LH or Obes fair in this sordid tale, all is revealed in the chapter after next.

Vinegar strokes;
The pre-orgasmic point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to finish what you started will result in blue balls.
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11 September 2017 16:36 Post ID: #1551984 - in reply to #1551980
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FireWall - 11/9/2017 16:27

If anyone is remotely interested in how LH or Obes fair in this sordid tale, all is revealed in the chapter after next.

Vinegar strokes;
The pre-orgasmic point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to finish what you started will result in blue balls.


Just a minor detail;, but how many more Chapters have we to look forward to?

Only ask because I'm in my late sixties, and would hate to miss-out on the final outcome.

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11 September 2017 16:48 Post ID: #1551989 - in reply to #1551984
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ParisWall - 11/9/2017 16:36

FireWall - 11/9/2017 16:27

If anyone is remotely interested in how LH or Obes fair in this sordid tale, all is revealed in the chapter after next.

Vinegar strokes;
The pre-orgasmic point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to finish what you started will result in blue balls.


Just a minor detail;, but how many more Chapters have we to look forward to?

Only ask because I'm in my late sixties, and would hate to miss-out on the final outcome.

:grin:


Well, given that they are not written yet.........who knows, don't want it to die on its feet (it may have done already) , would have thought two more.
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11 September 2017 16:54 Post ID: #1551992 - in reply to #1551989
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FireWall - 11/9/2017 16:48

ParisWall - 11/9/2017 16:36

FireWall - 11/9/2017 16:27

If anyone is remotely interested in how LH or Obes fair in this sordid tale, all is revealed in the chapter after next.

Vinegar strokes;
The pre-orgasmic point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to finish what you started will result in blue balls.


Just a minor detail;, but how many more Chapters have we to look forward to?

Only ask because I'm in my late sixties, and would hate to miss-out on the final outcome.

:grin:


Well, given that they are not written yet.........who knows, don't want it to die on its feet (it may have done already) , would have thought two more.


Any chance before we play Boro in December?

I may be on a bit of a bender on the VIP Day - don't want to end up staggering around New Addington just after midnight - what a way to meet my maker, at the hands of the Travelling Community.

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11 September 2017 16:55 Post ID: #1551993 - in reply to #1551471
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Will it be revealed how Obes sunk more ships than Uncle Albert?
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11 September 2017 17:03 Post ID: #1551994 - in reply to #1551993
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Old_Lion_Les - 11/9/2017 16:55

Will it be revealed how Obes sunk more ships than Uncle Albert?


I think that is still Classified Information FYEO, held by The Admiralty.

Release date - 8th May 2045.

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