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Submarine to Hull and Back - 2018 Update
03 January 2018 12:29 Post ID: #1566634
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The Vasili Arkhipov will undergo sea-trails next week off the Kentish coast.

It’s a Kilo-class submarine, once part of the Baltic Fleet based in Kaliningrad.

A Diesel-electric - bit like a Toyota Prius.

Length: 242 ft 2 in
Beam: 32 ft 6 in
Draft: 20 ft 4 in

I realise after the disappearance of the Argentinian Sub, San Juan, off Puerto Deseado last November may be of some concern.

But, I go along with Kev on this one "Argies are just a set of smelly, Garlic breath, Prawn rapers" - so fuck 'em.

Tickets for the five day, all inclusive holiday will be on a first come, first serve basis - £75 a pop (NOT inclusive of Match Day Ticket). Depart Eight Bells, Saturday 3rd March, after Sunderland match.

Anyone who's already paid their deposit, but do not relish the thought of watery grave, will be entitled to their money back (eventually).

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03 January 2018 12:41 Post ID: #1566635 - in reply to #1566634
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As per usual, quality from paris, made me laugh mate
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03 January 2018 12:50 Post ID: #1566638 - in reply to #1566635
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kevrelles - 3/1/2018 12:41

As per usual, quality from paris, made me laugh mate :rotfl:


Are you in mate?

£10 deposit will guarantee you a place?

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03 January 2018 12:59 Post ID: #1566639 - in reply to #1566634
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Paris,

Just a couple of questions, alphabetical to help, what is;

A. Draft, I thought this was an ale.
B. Beam.
C. Is Knocker all signed up.
D. Where is the eight Bells, not that one in Putney.
E. How do the toilets work on submarines, how do you stop backwash.
F. What is the capacity (people) of said sub.
G. Who is Captain.
H. On board entertainment.
I. Is Liz-Wall signed up

Thats it for the moment.
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03 January 2018 13:15 Post ID: #1566641 - in reply to #1566634
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Their is only one way you can do "To Hull and back", it has to be in the back of Denzil's lorry.
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03 January 2018 13:23 Post ID: #1566643 - in reply to #1566639
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FireWall - 3/1/2018 12:59

Paris,

Just a couple of questions, alphabetical to help, what is;

A. Draft, I thought this was an ale.
B. Beam.
C. Is Knocker all signed up.
D. Where is the eight Bells, not that one in Putney.
E. How do the toilets work on submarines, how do you stop backwash.
F. What is the capacity (people) of said sub.
G. Who is Captain.
H. On board entertainment.
I. Is Liz-Wall signed up

Thats it for the moment.


FireWall - thanks for your interest.

Answers.
A - The amount of water the Sub displaces.
B - The overall width - think of those fat girls who walk around Tesco at three in the morning in their pyjamas.
C - Yes, knocker is First Officer - he'll be in charge of the Sea Trials off Margate next week.
D - Eight Bells is a Royal Navy Watch System, NOT a boozer.
E - The Heads are vacuum assisted.
F - According to Vicktor (eBay - 99.9% positive feedback) we need 50 souls.
G - Do you really need to ask?
H - Most likely Imagination; just waiting for Leee John to firm-up the date.
I - Who's Liz-Wall?

Cheers.

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03 January 2018 13:58 Post ID: #1566652 - in reply to #1566641
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Lions Fan Up Norf - 3/1/2018 13:15

Their is only one way you can do "To Hull and back", it has to be in the back of Denzil's lorry.


Good point, Noof.

But, this is more of an holiday rather than a straight-up, straight-back kind of day.

Shore leave will be at Wells-next-the-Sea on the Sunday evening.

Sue, at The Lifeboat Inn, is putting on a Cold-cuts Buffet around eight.

Then, football related Quiz just after nine.

Adnams on Tap plus assorted Spirits - tender back to the Vasili Arkhipov at midnight.

Hoping, being as he's a mate and all that, Whisky will organise one of his Blind Tasting during the voyage - anyone know where I can lay hands on a dozen Spittoons?


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03 January 2018 14:25 Post ID: #1566654 - in reply to #1566638
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i just done a deposit in my bog,
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03 January 2018 14:34 Post ID: #1566656 - in reply to #1566654
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kevrelles - 3/1/2018 14:25

i just done a deposit in my bog, :grin:


Cheers mate - I'll check my account.


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03 January 2018 14:36 Post ID: #1566657 - in reply to #1566656
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ParisWall - 3/1/2018 14:34

kevrelles - 3/1/2018 14:25

i just done a deposit in my bog, :grin:


Cheers mate - I'll check my account.


:tup:


Bloody hell, Kev!

When I said a ten pound deposit, I was talking about monetary value, not weight.

That's disgusting.



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03 January 2018 14:39 Post ID: #1566659 - in reply to #1566657
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it was fucking huge, like a tree
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03 January 2018 14:42 Post ID: #1566660 - in reply to #1566659
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kevrelles - 3/1/2018 14:39

it was fucking huge, like a tree :grin:


Yes Kev, an Oak.



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03 January 2018 14:47 Post ID: #1566662 - in reply to #1566634
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ha ha
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03 January 2018 15:14 Post ID: #1566665 - in reply to #1566634
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pictures of the interior and nibbles or GTFO
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03 January 2018 15:34 Post ID: #1566670 - in reply to #1566665
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High Life Street - 3/1/2018 15:14

pictures of the interior and nibbles or GTFO


Kind of cosy.







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03 January 2018 15:50 Post ID: #1566674 - in reply to #1566634
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the thing is with subs to away matches is that after a while all you breath is other people's farts, breath, yawns. there's no air coming in FFS.

i sometimes wretch on teh bus when the windows are always closed when i give this too much thoguht.

it's a no from me.
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03 January 2018 15:51 Post ID: #1566675 - in reply to #1566659
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kevrelles - 3/1/2018 14:39

it was fucking huge, like a tree :grin:


excellent session reef
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