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Submarine to Hull and Back - 2018 Update
22 January 2018 08:46 Post ID: #1569605 - in reply to #1566634
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Hull City have advised up to pull alongside the Deep Aquarium on match day.

If we approach on a running tide and beach the Sub, we can then walk ashore over mudflats.

The Police have designated the Lion and Key (smart casual), just a short walk under the motorway, as the Submariners pub.

Hull also ask how many tickets we need.

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22 January 2018 10:38 Post ID: #1569616 - in reply to #1566634
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why haven't the tickets been sent out yet?
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22 January 2018 10:53 Post ID: #1569619 - in reply to #1569605
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ParisWall - 22/1/2018 08:46


The Police have designated the Lion and Key (smart casual), just a short walk under the motorway, as the Submariners pub.


:tup:


No, mate. I think you'll find that police said the place has just gone under.....


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22 January 2018 11:09 Post ID: #1569621 - in reply to #1569616
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High Life Street - 22/1/2018 10:38

why haven't the tickets been sent out yet?


Good question.

We are being issued tickets printed on a polymer substrate - bit like the new Tenners - in the unlikely event that things get waterlogged in the Sub.

Issue date - 26th February 2018.

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22 January 2018 13:40 Post ID: #1569648 - in reply to #1568418
ParisWall - 16/1/2018 08:18

Ahoy shipmate,

Ticket for Mate?

I think he spent a fortnight with the Bolivian Navy last year.

The Perisher? Is that a cartoon strip in The Mirror?

Beat To Stations you old Sea-dog.

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Paris mate

Without wanting it to sound like I'm blowing your up periscope, you are by far the funniest, most imaginative, talented writer on here. And that is no mean feat.

I've been to Oxford on a barge (I know you called it a canal boat), Brentford in an air balloon and now Hull in a sub. Well done.












ps. No I do not want a ticket .

Happy diving.
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22 January 2018 13:47 Post ID: #1569652 - in reply to #1569648
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uberalles68 - 22/1/2018 13:40

ParisWall - 16/1/2018 08:18

Ahoy shipmate,

Ticket for Mate?

I think he spent a fortnight with the Bolivian Navy last year.

The Perisher? Is that a cartoon strip in The Mirror?

Beat To Stations you old Sea-dog.

:tup:


Paris mate

Without wanting it to sound like I'm blowing your up periscope, you are by far the funniest, most imaginative, talented writer on here. And that is no mean feat.

I've been to Oxford on a barge (I know you called it a canal boat), Brentford in an air balloon and now Hull in a sub. Well done.






ps. No I do not want a ticket .

Happy diving.


FFS Paree at least try and disguise your moody pseudonym. And you want an admin job.....wait till Mama see's this.
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22 January 2018 13:47 Post ID: #1569653 - in reply to #1569648
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uberalles68 - 22/1/2018 13:40

ParisWall - 16/1/2018 08:18

Ahoy shipmate,

Ticket for Mate?

I think he spent a fortnight with the Bolivian Navy last year.

The Perisher? Is that a cartoon strip in The Mirror?

Beat To Stations you old Sea-dog.

:tup:



Paris mate

Without wanting it to sound like I'm blowing your up periscope, you are by far the funniest, most imaginative, talented writer on here. And that is no mean feat.

I've been to Oxford on a barge (I know you called it a canal boat), Brentford in an air balloon and now Hull in a sub. Well done.

ps. No I do not want a ticket .

Happy diving.



Paris. How did you manage to get two accounts on here...?


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22 January 2018 13:50 Post ID: #1569656 - in reply to #1569652
FireWall - 22/1/2018 13:47

FFS Paree at least try and disguise your moody pseudonym. And you want an admin job.....wait till Mama see's this.


I've got 2 laptops on the go.................. I mean I think he has 2 laptops on the go.
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22 January 2018 14:11 Post ID: #1569663 - in reply to #1569648
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uberalles68 - 22/1/2018 13:40

ParisWall - 16/1/2018 08:18

Ahoy shipmate,

Ticket for Mate?

I think he spent a fortnight with the Bolivian Navy last year.

The Perisher? Is that a cartoon strip in The Mirror?

Beat To Stations you old Sea-dog.

:tup:


Paris mate

Without wanting it to sound like I'm blowing your up periscope, you are by far the funniest, most imaginative, talented writer on here. And that is no mean feat.

I've been to Oxford on a barge (I know you called it a canal boat), Brentford in an air balloon and now Hull in a sub. Well done.


ps. No I do not want a ticket .

Happy diving.


Above All Else 68

One thing you NEVER do on this Forum is give anyone praise or credit.

Words such as 'Funniest', 'Imaginative' or 'Talented' are definitely no-go areas.

Any chance you could amend the post to sound a bit more 'Wall like - if you know what I mean - just have a look through Kev's stuff for inspiration.

Cheers, and welcome to the Mad House.

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22 January 2018 14:18 Post ID: #1569664 - in reply to #1569663
ParisWall - 22/1/2018 14:11

Above All Else 68

One thing you NEVER do on this Forum is give anyone praise or credit.

Words such as 'Funniest', 'Imaginative' or 'Talented' are definitely no-go areas.

Any chance you could amend the post to sound a bit more 'Wall like - if you know what I mean - just have a look through Kev's stuff for inspiration.

Cheers, and welcome to the Mad House.

:tup:


Apologies, I've only been following 'Wall for 44 years, I'm not quite in Kev's league for language skills.

I'll have to start listening to the missus a little more. Perhaps I'll pick some of it up.
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22 January 2018 14:47 Post ID: #1569673 - in reply to #1566634
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I think I'm going to get another account and start bumming myself
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22 January 2018 14:56 Post ID: #1569677 - in reply to #1566634
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It's quite easy now Fireballs. You can get them dildos with a suction cap
on the end. Just stick it on the fridge door and away you go.
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22 January 2018 15:47 Post ID: #1569691 - in reply to #1569677
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midway lion - 22/1/2018 14:56

It's quite easy now Fireballs. You can get them dildos with a suction cap
on the end. Just stick it on the fridge door and away you go.


Yes mate, highly recommended ............ er, so I've been told.

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22 January 2018 16:22 Post ID: #1569698 - in reply to #1569677
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midway lion - 22/1/2018 14:56

It's quite easy now Fireballs. You can get them dildos with a suction cap
on the end. Just stick it on the fridge door and away you go.


Suction cap you say? You seem to know about this stuff, have you discussed with Kev yet?
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22 January 2018 16:28 Post ID: #1569699 - in reply to #1566634
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Of course, I order off his catalogue.
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22 January 2018 17:47 Post ID: #1569712 - in reply to #1569699
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midway lion - 22/1/2018 16:28

Of course, I order off his catalogue. :eek:


Sorry Midders, just to be clear you order anal sex toys from Kev and this includes a suction cap thing?
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24 January 2018 09:28 Post ID: #1569969 - in reply to #1569712
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FireWall - 22/1/2018 17:47

midway lion - 22/1/2018 16:28

Of course, I order off his catalogue. :eek:


Sorry Midders, just to be clear you order anal sex toys from Kev and this includes a suction cap thing?


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