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04 June 2010 23:07 Post ID: #560168
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Met this sprightly 78 year old widow down at the OAP's tea dance last Tuesday afternoonat the St Chrissakes Church Hall. Our eyes firs met when she woke me up with a cup of tea and wiped the dribble from my mouth with a scented tissue.

She did flash me a glimpse of her blue bloomers and was making suggestive remarks - then said she'd buy my season ticket if I popped round one afternoon to service her cooker (I know what she really meant)

Trouble is I ain't done it for 25 years.

Any advice?
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04 June 2010 23:12 Post ID: #560170 - in reply to #560168
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is it Gas or Electric ?
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04 June 2010 23:13 Post ID: #560172 - in reply to #560170
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EverybodyKnowsUs - 4/6/2010 23:12

is it Gas or Electric ?


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04 June 2010 23:15 Post ID: #560173 - in reply to #560170
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EverybodyKnowsUs - 4/6/2010 23:12

is it Gas or Electric ?




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04 June 2010 23:15 Post ID: #560174 - in reply to #560168
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It's gas
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04 June 2010 23:20 Post ID: #560175 - in reply to #560174
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Les 11.15 on a friday nite and youre at home !
Thought youd be cutting the Rug at some Local Club with some ol soul tunes
Re to The Lady if she has her Bladder under control and some Teeth Go for it !
You only live once, ive been told them Tea Dances can be right "Nawty" affairs
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04 June 2010 23:23 Post ID: #560178 - in reply to #560168
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EKU, funniest reply ever mate. Genuinely laughing out loud here. Read it to my missus. Even she's laughing.
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04 June 2010 23:27 Post ID: #560180 - in reply to #560168
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Weller - was going out tonight but just couldn't be arsed - got a big weekend to come anyway - though it'll take a lot to beat the one last week - impossible to beat in fact until we win the FA Cup.

Wippa - I agree mate nearly wet myself here - did yo check out that place in Somerset by the way?
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04 June 2010 23:27 Post ID: #560181 - in reply to #560170
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EverybodyKnowsUs - 4/6/2010 23:12

is it Gas or Electric ?



ha ha funny that
And no Answer yet, when he finds out hell have to service it as well on a reg basis
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04 June 2010 23:39 Post ID: #560186 - in reply to #560168
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Blew out the weekend away in the end Les, too much on what with Wembley last week and that. Will just take her to a show up town or something. Will definatly bare it in mind for the future though, looks lovely.
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05 June 2010 12:31 Post ID: #560237 - in reply to #560168
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Go see Wicked, Blood Brothers - both brilliant
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05 June 2010 18:20 Post ID: #560301 - in reply to #560174
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Old_Lion_Les - 4/6/2010 23:15

It's gas


Ok go for it






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05 June 2010 21:17 Post ID: #560361 - in reply to #560168
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Old_Lion_Les - 4/6/2010 23:07

Met this sprightly 78 year old widow down at the OAP's tea dance last Tuesday afternoonat the St Chrissakes Church Hall. Our eyes firs met when she woke me up with a cup of tea and wiped the dribble from my mouth with a scented tissue.

She did flash me a glimpse of her blue bloomers and was making suggestive remarks - then said she'd buy my season ticket if I popped round one afternoon to service her cooker (I know what she really meant)

Trouble is I ain't done it for 25 years.

Any advice?


Intreveinus liquid viagra Les - so I've been told
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07 June 2010 20:09 Post ID: #561291 - in reply to #560168
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Les - you are the dogs mate - I love your posts- that was so funny !!
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