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09 March 2009 15:02 Post ID: #868928
MOjo
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So my next door neighbours ask me to watch their new dog for a few days while they go off for some end of season skiing, no prob as they did the samething for me a couple of months ago.
Saturday was the 1st time I go into let 'gadget' out to do his thing.
The little cnut ran off and has not been seen since.
wtf.
I must admit I was a little boozed and probably didn't close the gate but wtf.
I spent all nite looking for the thing and have now just got back from posting flyers in the neighbourhood.
I have called the animal sheter and plod.

I now have to break it to the neighbours this morning.
Any advice would be welcomed


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09 March 2009 15:05 Post ID: #868937 - in reply to #868928
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run away but your wall so you cant run hope it helps
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09 March 2009 15:06 Post ID: #868938 - in reply to #868928
MOhican
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your f├╣cked mate sorry
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09 March 2009 15:06 Post ID: #868939 - in reply to #868928
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tell him he tasted great.
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09 March 2009 15:07 Post ID: #868940 - in reply to #868928
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Sorry, but I did laugh when you said 'wtf'. Have no idea why. No advice whatsoever. All I know is that I'm going away on Weds and I'm dreading asking my cousin to look after my cats cos he almost lost them last time.
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09 March 2009 15:09 Post ID: #868941 - in reply to #868928
MOmmy
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just say he had the trots
so you left him out
and there he was gone
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09 March 2009 15:10 Post ID: #868942 - in reply to #868928
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Tell your neighbours not to eat Chinese for a couple of weeks
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09 March 2009 15:12 Post ID: #868943 - in reply to #868928
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Mama's idea is the best
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09 March 2009 15:12 Post ID: #868944 - in reply to #868928
MOjo
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I know I'm totally f*cked.
tiger :pointfinger:, I just stood there watched him have it on all fours for freedom. My wife wanted my to run after him but I just collpsed into fits of laughter so much so that I couldn't stop.
It was probably a nervous reaction and enduced with vodka and tonics

This is gonna be rough
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09 March 2009 15:13 Post ID: #868945 - in reply to #868928
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The little c**t's probably been eaten by an alligator or snapping turtle.

I know this is a chit situation for you, but it is also very funny.

Florida
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09 March 2009 15:13 Post ID: #868946 - in reply to #868928
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mamalion - 9/3/2009 15:09


and there he was gone


You MUST use that line.

"I was in the garden with him, looked round, and there he was...gone!"
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09 March 2009 15:14 Post ID: #868947 - in reply to #868928
MOjo
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just to mahe thing worse they have a 3yr old wqho loves the little guy.
By the way it's a Beagle.

well it was anyway
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09 March 2009 15:21 Post ID: #868953 - in reply to #868928
MOjo
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just stuck 200 of these in mail boxes

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09 March 2009 15:29 Post ID: #868948 - in reply to #868928
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The moment he got away, caught on camera



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09 March 2009 15:40 Post ID: #868949 - in reply to #868928
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Florida start off with " well you wont believe this but i know your dog can not only jump your front or rear fence covers both, but can clear it by 2 feet, i witnessed him do it, I ran after him, i adventually climbed over the fence, (break the fence a bit) and just about had him in sight and chased after him for one and a half miles, thats when i must have blacked out, and all i remembered from there was waking up in ER, they tell me I had over exerted myself and must have had an angina attack, cue your concerened wife, then say how sorry you are but he was so quick, they feel bad for you and everyones a winner.
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09 March 2009 15:40 Post ID: #868950 - in reply to #868928
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floridawall - 9/3/2009 15:14

just to mahe thing worse they have a 3yr old wqho loves the little guy.
By the way it's a Beagle.

well it was anyway :eek:


There you go Florida, just say it nipped out for some fags and ain't been seen since .
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09 March 2009 15:43 Post ID: #868951 - in reply to #868928
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I suggest you get the local phone book out and call everybody called Charlie Brown you can find.

One of them will know where he is.
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