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Tewkslion's Mrs and the truth
24 June 2009 00:22 Post ID: #921382 - in reply to #921143
Sea MOnster
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May I suggest that for Health and Safety reasons both Club and Ryan wear Divers' Boots?

Marmite -The Mutt is tickled pink you're way behind him , reckons you may learn from a master of the technique
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24 June 2009 01:21 Post ID: #921381 - in reply to #921143
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that mutt of yours obes needs to learn to keep his mouth shut before he has an 'accident'

Edited by marmite_lion 24/6/2009 01:22
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24 June 2009 08:22 Post ID: #921384 - in reply to #921143
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Marmite, you'll be swimming in it by the time we're finished. You'll at least get a sympathetic round of applause from us once you fall to the ground, sad Bury loving c**t.
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24 June 2009 08:56 Post ID: #921385 - in reply to #921143
MOby Dick
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Good shout BLF - almost a full side now - dirty bastard, I did toy with putting Foxy as number 1, but it would have **cked up the table


kinelloz - 22/6/2009 15:45

Fair Point Ringo, so here goes

1. Kinelloz
2. Lar61e's wet vac
3. Obes Mutt*
4. Ringo
5. Foxy
6. BLF
7. Le ferne's Dog*
8 Le Ferne
9. Hogeyman
10. CC (up the wrong 'un)
11. Matt
12. Wakey
13. Roma
14. Total Carnage
15. tiger :pointfinger: :pointfinger: :pointfinger:
16. Marv
17. Tewks
18. Lucky
19. Noose
20. Marmite
21.club
22, Ryan

* At the close of play Obes Mutt and Le Ferne's dog will put on a virtuoso performance


Edited by kinelloz 23/6/2009 15:09

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It's not what you know or who you know, it's what those you know, know




Your list is wrong,tewks already been there.
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24 June 2009 09:03 Post ID: #921386 - in reply to #921143
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Not after a wet vac, two dogs, a lady and 13 other fellas he ain't

Oh and SW2 carrying out his one man show to boot
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24 June 2009 09:12 Post ID: #921383 - in reply to #921143
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im saving my energy for the fat bird in the paper.
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24 June 2009 09:15 Post ID: #921387 - in reply to #921143
MOaner
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Oh for fuçk sake. A busy week at work and you lot drop me faster than Pip dropped her draws!

Right I'm **cking off to Rome to get hard and dirty in ten of Romas nastiest best friends and I'm not leaving my video camera with you while you make 22 MOs in 2 hoes.

Oh and a word of warning to those that care. I was with Pip last night and she likes to give out Peter Sweeney specials
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24 June 2009 09:39 Post ID: #921388 - in reply to #921143
MOby Dick
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so you were 2nd then ,after tewks
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24 June 2009 10:03 Post ID: #921389 - in reply to #921143
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Whoever shoots their load the quickest has to go nostril deep at the end of the sex festival…..old skool
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24 June 2009 10:08 Post ID: #921390 - in reply to #921143
What week of 'the month' is this taking place? and has anyone
enquired about menstrual cycles and the like?

It could get messy.
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24 June 2009 10:09 Post ID: #921431 - in reply to #921143
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Ryan could pop his cherry and get his 'red wings' on this job...
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24 June 2009 10:12 Post ID: #921391 - in reply to #921143
MamMOth
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She might be post menopausal. In that case, club will have to go first and juice her up for at least 45 mins.
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24 June 2009 10:15 Post ID: #921432 - in reply to #921143
MOnster
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Let’s play safe and wiggle a bratwurst up there for a good 20mins
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24 June 2009 10:16 Post ID: #921433 - in reply to #921143
MOnster
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She might prefer the ribbed texture of a peppercorned salami.
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24 June 2009 10:18 Post ID: #921418 - in reply to #921143
MOnster
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If the bint is that kinky, how about a children’s toy u-boat?
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24 June 2009 10:22 Post ID: #921419 - in reply to #921143
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I've got a 1:25 model Lancaster bomber that might come in handy if we just used the fuselage.

Still, I reckon the bratwurst is the best bet. We'd better arrange the date carefully or it could get messy.

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24 June 2009 10:22 Post ID: #921420 - in reply to #921143
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By the time Ryan gets a go, it'd look like tarramasalata (sp!)

Edited by kinelloz 24/6/2009 10:24
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