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08 December 2009 12:31 Post ID: #1002496 - in reply to #1002481
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ringo_the_lion - 8/12/2009 12:30

Jago its a c**t when that happens .


RingOW!

Did it happen to you to? Were you lucky, like Jago, or do you have some abuse memories you'd like to share?
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08 December 2009 12:34 Post ID: #1002497 - in reply to #1002481
yeah ringo did you visit the same 'gay paradise'?
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08 December 2009 12:38 Post ID: #1002498 - in reply to #1002481
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Yeah ringo , which one were you thre fingerer or the fingeree?
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08 December 2009 12:40 Post ID: #1002510 - in reply to #1002481
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Matt, weren't you considering entering those toilets on Friday night?

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08 December 2009 12:42 Post ID: #1002505 - in reply to #1002481
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tiger :pointfinger:_Lion - 8/12/2009 12:40

Matt, weren't you considering entering those toilets on Friday night?

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Yes, but I decided if I wanted my arse ripped open then burger king was the better bet.
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08 December 2009 12:42 Post ID: #1002506 - in reply to #1002481
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Jago - And you paid 20p for the priviledge

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08 December 2009 12:44 Post ID: #1002507 - in reply to #1002481
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Lucky to get out with your arse intact Jago, or have you left a bit out.....
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08 December 2009 12:45 Post ID: #1002508 - in reply to #1002481
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BLF - 8/12/2009 12:44

Lucky to get out with your arse intact Jago, or have you left a bit out.....



The fact that Jago had to left hook the nearest one leads me to believe that something may have been ommited
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08 December 2009 12:47 Post ID: #1002509 - in reply to #1002481
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Total_Carnage - 8/12/2009 12:45

BLF - 8/12/2009 12:44

Lucky to get out with your arse intact Jago, or have you left a bit out.....



The fact that Jago had to left hook the nearest one leads me to believe that something may have been ommited :sadno:



omitted or inserted?
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08 December 2009 12:48 Post ID: #1002511 - in reply to #1002481
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Didn't happen to me chaps, although a mate(Albert) i used to work with told us a destressing and scary story once after returning from a day on the piss.

After enjoying several drinks in the City(Posties piss up) my mate who was a quiet type of bloke with a bad stutter headed off home to Walthamstow, by time he arrived there he was full to bursting and dived into a public toilet outside the station, on entering the building there was about six queers bumming and wanking eachother off, in his shock Albert stuttered "YOU YOU **ck **ck **ckING PERFERTS!!!" and ran like the wind as a couple of the honky tonks chased after him.
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08 December 2009 12:49 Post ID: #1002512 - in reply to #1002481
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Cottaging, is that wot it's called ? A public loo full of people who are behind with their rent. After it happened, i couldn't watch Supermarket sweep for weeks !!!
if i hadn't
iwould have been
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08 December 2009 12:51 Post ID: #1002513 - in reply to #1002481
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Total_Carnage - 8/12/2009 12:45

BLF - 8/12/2009 12:44

Lucky to get out with your arse intact Jago, or have you left a bit out.....



The fact that Jago had to left hook the nearest one leads me to believe that something may have been ommited :sadno:


That was my thought as well....I would just zip up and leave very quickly.
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08 December 2009 12:55 Post ID: #1002514 - in reply to #1002481
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ringo_the_lion - 8/12/2009 12:48

Didn't happen to me chaps, although a mate(Albert) i used to work with told us a destressing and scary story once after returning from a day on the piss.

After enjoying several drinks in the City(Posties piss up) my mate who was a quiet type of bloke with a bad stutter headed off home to Walthamstow, by time he arrived there he was full to bursting and dived into a public toilet outside the station, on entering the building there was about six queers bumming and wanking eachother off, in his shock Albert stuttered "YOU YOU **ck **ck **ckING PERFERTS!!!" and ran like the wind as a couple of the honky tonks chased after him. :eek:


Would make a classic Dick Emery sketch.

Edited by Andover_Lion 8/12/2009 12:56
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08 December 2009 12:56 Post ID: #1002515 - in reply to #1002481
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jago's b+w army - 8/12/2009 12:49

After it happened, i couldn't watch Supermarket sweep for weeks !!!





Something to do with going "wild in the aisles", I presume?
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08 December 2009 13:03 Post ID: #1002516 - in reply to #1002481
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Thanks for all the sympathy, chaps
When you are in that situation you do the first thing that comes into your head,mine was to get past the two turd burglers & get out fast. Witch i did, intact !!!
Wot Charing cross needs
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08 December 2009 13:10 Post ID: #1002499 - in reply to #1002481
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jago's b+w army - 8/12/2009 13:03

Thanks for all the sympathy, chaps
When you are in that situation you do the first thing that comes into your head,mine was to get past the two turd burglers & get out fast. Witch i did, intact !!!
Wot Charing cross needs :boom:



Only after you right hooked the bloke that helped you shake off
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08 December 2009 13:12 Post ID: #1002500 - in reply to #1002481
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I've told you lot before that no "Heads" is as decrepid , vile , abnoxious , foul smelling as those in Kidderpore docks , Calcutta, No lighting usually and the rats actually sit there watching you and they are bigger than your avewrage Moggy. Basically everythign runs down an open drain , no paper or running water . Oh and Cockroaches as big as effing Canaries. One plus is no "poofs" , well I never came across any

Jago - You acted correctly. Flithy bastards
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