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| AldoMillwall | We certainly won't go out with all guns blazing - Dave Tuttle | | |
| mrs_kp_bulldog | Not what it looks? Not what it looks? It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else, it's not happening. Brian Potter | | |
| behaveyerself | Anyone who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot - Groucho Marx | | |
| onlyagame | "it is better to live one day like a lion than your whole life like a lamb" | | |
| Lion66 | No Matter where you go.................There you are! | | |
| southlion | 'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper | | |
| Lion66 | I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war" - John Motson | | |
| Lion66 | Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were" Harry Redknapp | | |
| twigster | there it was, gone! - welsh sailor i served with | | |
| twigster | whose boots are those shoes? - welsh sailor i served with | | |
| twigster | we just need time to gel - Nigel Spackman | | |
| southlion | 'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - Ian Rush | | |
| mrmillwall | Is this thing still on?? Big ron atkinson | | |
| oddboots | "I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." - Spike Milligan | | |
| en8wall | What d'ya mean gonna be.....I am one of the faces!! Jimmy Cooper, Quadrophenia. | | |
| twigster | I'm Brian an so's my wife | | |
| twigster | Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? - fcuk off! Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! - john cleese, life of brian | | |
| acardipane | it has served us well,this myth of christ....pope leo x | | |
| Barrow Boy | "If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchin" | | |
| let_em_come | I like pigs..... Dogs look up to us. ....Cats look down on us..... Pigs treat us as equals........ Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| let_em_come | It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it. - Winston Churchill | | |
| tony_dolby | Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” | | |
| sealion64 | There is no such thing as madness, just varying degrees of sanity. | | |
| tony_dolby | America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.-Oscar Wilde | | |
| come rain or shine | I'm a proud Englishman. Why don't the BNP send ME any of their gumf? What's wrong with ME? ............Ian Wright, Talksport. | | |
| twigster | and I would have got away with it,if it had'nt have been for you pesky kids- any scooby villain | | |
| Lionwolf | It was a woman who drove me to drink. I forgot to write and thank her.......W.C Fields | | |
| Lionwolf | Get the flame throwers out and burn the b#stards....Bobby Robson about a certain set of fans! | | |
| come rain or shine | Heavens to Murgatroid........Snagglepuss | | |
| LAR61E | Work is the curse of the drinking classes | | |
| behaveyerself | If you ear'oles turned to arse'oles you'd sh'it all over your shoulders..... My old man | | |
| twigster | he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy - life of brian | | |
| LAR61E | and there will come a time, when a friend, shall lose a friend's hammer, and he will say, where lyeth those things, with the rafia work base attachment, that I left there, just the night before, about eight o'clock. (before twigster post's it, Monty Pythons Life Of Brian) | | |
| EggMFC | me fail English - Thats unpossible - Ralph Wiggum | | |
| Groucho78 | "I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!" - 'I', Withnail & I | | |
| tony_dolby | "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."-W.C.Fields | | |
| oddboots | "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious"---Alan Minter | | |
| Roc_Wall | It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings....Kurt Cobain | | |
| Syd Wall | Do not lean out of the window, I wonder why?....Vyvyan | | |
| themorg | Remember to put your brain into gear, before you operate your mouth.(said to me when i was a young soldier) | | |
| lionsroar78 | 'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo | | |
| Lionwolf | "I travel this world as an Angel of peace.....clad in Iron and Steel" The Fuhrer | | |
| Lionwolf | "Well be gentle with me, it's only my second time......TODAY"- Judge Dread | | |
| Syd Wall | Where the fcks that tree come from? - Marc Bolan | | |
| Groucho78 | "There is no Dana. Only Zuul."- Sigourney Weaver - Ghostbusters. | | |
| Groucho78 | Lady Astor: "Mr.Churchill, if you were my husband i would poison your tea.". Winston Churchill: "If you were my wife, i'd drink it!" | | |
| club242 | He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! - brian's mum, who was shgged by a roman centurion | | |
| club242 | "I am the one and only, can't take that away from me" - Chesney Hawkes | | |
| Merlin_Hill | 'my style is fighting without fighting' - Bruce Lee | | |
| Merlin_Hill | i've supported Colchester since i was a kid - Edward Sheringham | | |
| club242 | "Play it cool Trigg, play it cool" - Derek Trotter | | |
| Lionwolf | " I used to be Snow White, but I drifted"...Mae West | | |
| club242 | "Hi, I'm Barry Scott" - Barry Scott | | |
| floridawall | Can you rub a bit more oil on me back babe?....floridawall 2007 | | |
| MFC67 | If it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave(Trigger,OFAH) | | |
| MFC67 | Here, Boyce. You know this car's a GTI. If you rearrange the number plates then you got yourself a personalised number plate! Del to Boycie. | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Being powerful is like being a lady.If you have to tell people you are,you aren't. (Margaret Thatcher) | | |
| club242 | "spider pig, spider pig...." - Homer J Simpson | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Never hold discussions with the monkey,when the organ grinder is in the room.(Sir Winston churchill) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Always get married early in the morning.That way,if it doesn't work out,you haven't wasted a whole day.( The 8 Times Married, Mickey Rooney ) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | My toughest fight was with my first wife.(Muhammad Ali) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat.They do not exist.(Queen Victoria) & (Willie Donachie) ok,actually only Queen Victoria said that. | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | You mean,let me understand this cause,ya know maybe it's me,I'm a little fcked up maybe,but I'm funny how,I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh,I'm here to fcking amuse you?What do you mean funny,funny how?How am I funny.(Joe Pesci, Goodfellas) | | |
| LAR61E | If it's a girl, they're gonna call her Sigourney, after some actress. If it's a boy they're gonna call it Rodney, after Dave. Trigger OFaH | | |
| millwall boi 07 | Its ok to lie to women, there not normal like us - Peter Griffin (family guy) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | The epitaph on Spike Milligan's Headstone. "I told you I was ill" | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Right Banks,you Bastard! I'm the Daddy now,next time,I'll fckin kill ya.(Ray Winstone, Scum) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Where's ya tool? What fckin' tool? This fckin' tool! (Ray Winstone, Scum) | | |
| PADDY85 | Dont wipe your arse with a broken bottle | | |
| Leatherbarrow | Never shove your granny when she's shaving in a broken mirror | | |
| oddboots | I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.- Homer Simpson | | |
| twigster | you cannot hurt me, my wings are like a shield of steel - batfink | | |
| twigster | women ! you can't live with em can't kill em - Tom Arnold in true lies | | |
| Groucho78 | "I'm Old Gregg. Look at my downstairs mix-up!" - The Mighty Boosh | | |
| millwall boi 07 | There will be plenty of time to drive when your dead - peter griffin (family guy) | | |
| millwall boi 07 | Now you may love the dodo, you may find the dodo beautiful, you may want to marry the dodo but you do not encourage the dodo to fly. - Jerome (fraiser) | | |
| millwall boi 07 | "I ate 7 pounds of fudge" - Homer Simpson | | |
| millwall boi 07 | "Remember if you see a celebrity, consider them dangerous" - Kent Brockman (simpsons) | | |
| club242 | "You 8:30, you 8:45.....and bring a friend" - Sheriff of Nottingham | | |
| charlie_mfc | Details details things to do things to get done dont bother me with details just tell me when there done | | |
| charlie_mfc | The art of good business is being a good middle man | | |
| MFC67 | Because I don't want to be a white cooly in my own country. 'Cause it's not our country anymore. 'Cause rich people, and powerful people brought in boat loads of human trash. Cheap labour, gooks mainly, and there's gonna be more. I want people to know I'm proud of my white history and white blood. One day it might be all I have. I don't want to go the same way as the fcukin' aba.Hando.Romper Stomper. | | |
| wightlion | What the fcuks that? ( Mayor of Hiroshima ) | | |
| wightlion | " You love Millwall more than you love me,....I love west ham more than I love you !!!" (conversation with the ex wife) | | |
| champs08 | " does this dress make my bum look big? " - " No!! your bum makes your bum look big" | | |
| Leatherbarrow | We've been here 4 years and we've made about as much progress as an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping. : Captain Blackadder | | |
| Jellied_Eel | Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. (Homer) | | |
| DEPTFORD LION | Lovely Stuff / Back of the Net / Touch my Face (anything by the one and only Alan Partridge) | | |
| Hicks | "There should be more protection. In some grounds fans are sitting right behind you. Generally the banter is good but I’ve had abuse — try going to Millwall and winning 1-0." - Billy Davies | | |
| Bellalion | Marge, it takes two people to lie. One to lie, the other to listen - Homer Simpson | | |
| boneyhazell | its the fans you know they are well you know the fans . harrycripps | | |
| LeonC | Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslims | | |
| en8wall | Excuse me mate, where's the away end? Dunno, we're looking for an off licence. (me asking group of Millwall youth a question at Southend) | | |
| Millwall Online | IN YASSER WE TRUST | | |
| onlyagame | i want an explanation and i dont want a gay one (homer simpson finding bart and millhouse dressing up in lisas clothes) | | |
| Huddylion | God is Neil Harris | | |
| ringo_the_lion | Who's fcuking nicked my Shoe? - Heather Mills | | |
| MFCFATZ | Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.(bricktop,snatch) | | |
| Chelmsford_block7 | When is your baby due (Me talking to a rather large lady who wasn't pregnant or very happy) | | |
| Chelmsford_block7 | I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. (Homer Simpson) | | |
| hardleyse16 | We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off | | |
| sw2_wall | well i wont be fking coming back here moaned the fella to many bermondsey types here,when i asked where he came from he said ..........peckham......the wife asked why i found it funny. | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Does he make you moist? - Ade Edmondson in The Yob | | |
| LAR61E | Garlic Bread, Garlic, Bread, Bread, Garlic, Garlic Bread | | |
| BigPaul | How can I soar with eagles when I'm up to my neck in turkey sh*t?! | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Man is born free but is everywhere in chains...(JJ Rousseau) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Watch out he'll have some fcukers eye out!!!! (King Harold at the Battle Of Hastings) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle. (Lieutenant John Chard) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | The Yanks love snobbery. They really feel they've arrived in England if the upper class treats 'em like chit. (Harold in TLGF) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | The only decent grass is the grass that grasses to me. (Harold in TLGF) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (Harold in TLGF) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | What's snow, Fiddler? (Kunta Kinti in Roots) | | |
| DEPTFORD LION | Smell my cheese you Mother | | |
| MFC67 | Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say? Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your c**t." Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. | | |
| MFC67 | Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? Cause' if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me. | | |
| MFC67 | Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fcukin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fcukin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fcukin' stupid. I don't give a fcuk about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. Casino. | | |
| MFC67 | "It was a month I look back on with good memories. I once scored from a corner and played against Terry Hurlock, which was quite interesting. I stayed away from him as much as possible"! – David Beckham recalls his loan spell at Preston | | |
| MFC67 | “Even small Millwall crowds made a fearsome noise,which chilled the bones of many a northern hard man who’d come to London believing Southerners were soft.This was the wrong part of London” | | |
| hayman | ''kids dont copy what they see on computer games, I mean if we were affected by pacman we'd be running about dark rooms munching pills and listening to electronic music.''(some c*nt) | | |
| MFC67 | When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick-George Burns. | | |
| monkeymfc | "And let's go over to Anfield for the minute's silence..." - any commentator, any week. | | |
| lionrob | Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Benny Hill | | |
| lionrob | I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it ." Spike Milligan | | |
| lionrob | Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off." The one and only Tommy Cooper | | |
| lionrob | "A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'" Tommy Cooper | | |
| lionrob | It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in." Tommy Cooper | | |
| lionrob | So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'" Tommy Cooper | | |
| MFC67 | No, I'm the only one in our family who ever went to sea. I tell a lie. My Grandmother's brother was safety officer on the Titanic.(Uncle Albert or Obes?) | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Come on Barb get your coat on!" "Why Jim am I coming to the pub with you?" "No Barb I'm turning the heating off!" Jim and Barbara Royle - The Royle Family | | |
| Super_Millwall | "I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win" (Howard Wilkinson) | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Have you ever walked in to a room and forgotten what you was doing in there in the first place? I did it the other day and I chit myself" (Roy Chubby Brown) | | |
| wayward.lad | "You just don't understand the readers, do you, eh? He's the bloke you see in the pub, a right old fascist, wants to send the w*gs back, buy his poxy council house, he's afraid of the unions, afraid of the Russians, hates the qu**rs and the weirdoes and drug dealers. He doesn't want to hear about that stuff (serious news)." Kelvin Mackenzie - former editor of The Sun | | |
| McC | "There he is, Steven Hendry fan, bit of gel in his hair" John Virgo | | |
| come rain or shine | "Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan, ain't gonna do you no good anyhow" Taggart - Blazing Saddles | | |
| come rain or shine | "I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists" Hedley Lamarr - Blazing Saddles | | |
| Lucky_Lion | The very best thing in all this world that can befall a man is to be born LUCKY - Mark Twain (author) | | |
| Lucky_Lion | The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity ,The optomist sees the opportunity in every difficulty - Winston Churchill | | |
| Lucky_Lion | Its been emotional ....Vinnie jones (lockstock) | | |
| wightlion | You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted! | | |
| wightlion | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep...not screaming, like the passengers in his car. .. | | |
| wightlion | "When Rioch came to Millwall we were depressed and miserable. He's done a brilliant job of turning it all around. Now we're miserable and depressed." Danny Baker, Five Live, Millwall fan. | | |
| unit4 | Life is whats happening to you when you're busy making other plans | | |
| unit4 | Hearts,like doors,will open with ease,To very very little keys, And dont forget that two of these, Are 'Thank you sir', and 'If you please'. | | |
| unit4 | Are you content with what you have right now? Because"right nows" are all you have. [Sujata] | | |
| stu_lion | dont knock it till youve tried it ;) (something the morg always tells me) | | |
| unit4 | "It takes so little effort to make such a big difference.". Wish WD would tell the players that. | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | There's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families...Maggie Thatcher | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | it is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but love of money for its own sake....Maggie Thatcher | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Socialism's results have ranged between the merely shabby and the truly catastrophic.....Maggie Thatcher | | |
| Captain_Morgan | Elton John was married, but he still drops anchor in poo bay.........Jim Royle | | |
| club242 | "Smillies are the greatest invention ever"....by asadsamakab | | |
| Wippa | I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.- Martin Luther King Jr | | |
| Wippa | I've had this broom for 15 years, in that time its had 7 new heads and 5 new handles.- Trigger | | |
| Wippa | I only have 2 things in this world, my balls and my word and I dont break them for no one- Tony Montana | | |
| Lionabout | "Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day" - reckon that sums the Den up at the moment | | |
| halfwayliner | 'If you wish to be a success in the world promise everything,deliver nothing' - Napoleon Bonaparte. | | |
| halfwayliner | 'You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off' - Italian Job | | |
| mfcjohn | God is a concept by which we measure our pain ~John Lennon~ | | |
| mfcjohn | Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling of it ~mfcjohn~ | | |
| ryanthelion | homer simpson "ah space aliens ,dont eat me i got a wife and kids..eat them" | | |
| hastingslion | man who shags in biscuit tin, is fcuking crackers | | |
| King Henry | "She's gone into hospital with a bad foot" "Well, it's better than going into the hospital with no foot." Bloke I worked with | | |
| King Henry | What's that - is it a cnt? Yes, its a cnt. | | |
| onlyagame | How did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400,000.00? "Well I had to haggle" (baldrick and blackadder) | | |
| The Reaper | if things don't alter they stay as they are | | |
| The Reaper | to drink alcohol is to die - i'll have another one | | |
| wackwackopps | cold patato`s aint hot | | |
| Wippa | 'God gave man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to use them both at the same time.' Robin Williams | | |
| kinelloz | Don't you think the 18 certificate covers too wide a spectrum? I mean they should give us the information we need - is there muff in it or not. Ali G | | |
| club242 | I love Islam - Hastingslion | | |
| Willwall | Take a bow son! (tik-a-boo-sern) - Andy Gray | | |
| Willwall | "Say hello to my liwl fwend!!!" - Tony Montana | | |
| Willwall | Im too sexy for my shirt - Right Said Fred | | |
| Willwall | 2 fat blokes in a pub. One says to the other, "your round!" the other replies, "so are you you fat c*nt!" | | |
| boris the spider | Stone me, why can't you see, you're a no-one, nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead - Ian Brown | | |
| betty-swallocks | and what kind of dog is this ? . this is a tortoise !! -borat | | |
| ryanthelion | doctor"sir, you have ingested a dangerous amount of alchahol. homer simspon "the only dangerous amount is NONE!" | | |
| MillwallPeeWee | 50p, 40p! What do you want 30p for son? Tottenham fan and son | | |
| boris the spider | We wre no match for their untamed wit, but some of the lads said they'd be back next week - Paul Weller | | |
| boris the spider | It is better to be a Lion for a day, than a sheep all your life - Elisabeth Kenny | | |
| boris the spider | Death was afraid of him - because he had the heart of a lion -Arabian proverb | | |
| boris the spider | If you tug the lions tail, expect to get bitten | | |
| boris the spider | I was not the Lion, but it fell to me to give the Lions roar - Winston Churchill | | |
| Yid till i die | 'It looked good from the outside', 'That's what the Christians said about the colouseeum' | | |
| wallsince70 | show me a man who laughs at defeat and I,ll show you a chiropidist with a sense of humour | | |
| WalthamLion | "Wise men speak because they have something to say.. Fools speak because they have to say something" - Plato | | |
| Lionchel | If you don't like the answer, don't ask the question | | |
| let_em_come | Come on, McClane, just a few words?...... ok.... fcuk off [Die hard] | | |
| let_em_come | Lola: "Tell me about my dear, dear Daddy; is it true that he's dead ?" ...Stan:" i hope so, we buried him" [ Way out West ] | | |
| boris the spider | The logic of women - they have nipple piercings, belly button piercings, vagina piercings, and spend all their lives convincing men that they should have baibies and go through hours of painful childbirth labour, but ask them to take it up the arse and they say no because it "hurts" | | |
| let_em_come | The lioness has been reunited with her cub, and all is right in the jungle. Kill Bill 2 | | |
| JJ_Junior | Suck me Beautiful | | |
| Bolland | Don't piss on my shoes and then tell me it's raining | | |
| acardipane | ignorance is the agent of fear | | |
| acardipane | those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. | | |
| wightlion | Cynthia Payne a legend in our own lunchbreak | | |
| wightlion | I remember losing the ball on the wing, once during a game at the (old) den I started chasing the fella but gave up after hearing all the coins pinging off the fence in front of the halfwayline :Steve Lovell | | |
| oddboots | Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on....Dean Martin | | |
| oddboots | It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it,and some clever fables,and some blood drenched history, and some good morals, and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.......Mark Twain commenting on the bible. | | |
| oddboots | when the inventor of the drawing board messed up, what did he go back to?.............Bob Monkhouse. | | |
| coldblower | Leave no turn unstoned...man | | |
| let_em_come | ‘What’s your favourite animal?’ "Terry Hurlock," Neil Ruddock answer . | | |
| let_em_come | Terry Hurlock, a one-man disciplinary crime wave, remains, unsurprisingly, a cult hero in Millwall-supporting enclaves of south London. "Timesonline" | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Can you smell gas?" - Lilywhitelad | | |
| vinny the chin | “Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live” - Charles Bukowski | | |
| vinny the chin | "Fck you all" - Jeremy Beadle | | |
| vinny the chin | "In Indonesia,I spent two years at a muslim school." - Barack Obama | | |
| vinny the chin | Wibble wobble wibble,three eggs. | | |
| LeonC | If they didn't have fannies I'd be standing on the otherside of the road chucking bricks at them | | |
| RM1_LION | " Bend over Reggie...." - Ronnie Kray | | |
| RM1_LION | " We didn't under estimate the Cameroon team, we just didn't think they were as good as they were..." - Bobby Robson | | |
| Youth | Plot up, mob up and ave it proper.. | | |
| wallsince70 | "He has the potential to become a Millwall legend " Mark Mcghee on signing Bob Peeters | | |
| slimboy | "Do you know what Nemisis means?" "A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropiate agent personified in this case by an o'rrible c*nt, ME!" (Brick Top in Snatch) | | |
| boris the spider | My Home is a shelter from language and race, a wonderful mixture of grace, and emotion and growing pains (Gary Clark - "Steam Trains to the Milky Way" Danny Wilson) | | |
| let_em_come | jus ritin to let yall peeps no dat beein a chav ain't all dat bad! i meen wen i walk down da street all da rudeboyz n widegirlz move 2 lemme froo, if day try n step up, ill just nok em spark out, innit!........'Words of wisdom by Shazza Dimmock' Chav | | |
| ryanthelion | "when you get the money you get the power and then when you get the power then you get the woman" tony montana | | |
| Super_Millwall | "I've heard rumours Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter wristwatch." Boycie (OFAH) | | |
| Yid till i die | "Ten long years i was in the Falklands" - Richie from Bottom | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Did someone order a **nt? Because one's just turned up." Sammy (The Business) | | |
| toplion | "There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is ENGLAND" - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| toplion | "Is that a cat in a hat?", "No it's a tortoise in a shell!" - Borat | | |
| millwallno1 | Your Support Is Fcking Chit - Millwall to Man U F.A.Cup Final | | |
| leFerne | ......no self respecting man would ever put his kno* up that thing, bet shes got a cun* like a bill stickers bucket . Wallsince 70 | | |
| EverbodyKnowsUs | Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. - Family Guy | | |
| oddboots | "Hell hath no fury like a man shot in the arse" - Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read. | | |
| Super_Millwall | "This turf is a bit slippery isn't it? You sure it's ok to take a penalty on?" - John Terry Moscow 2008 | | |
| Showoff | "Respect is not a virtue, it's a catchphrase". Showoff | | |
| dunstable lion | YABA DABBA DOO Fred Flinstone | | |
| vinny the chin | "Stuff happens" - Donald Rumsfeld | | |
| one_cat_funt | so Francine is a business woman now huh? well there is nothing in the fridge thats not good for business! AND ITS AWFUL WOMANING!!!! | | |
| anyonefancyabeer | Arthurs ashes thats the Black bloke who won Wimbledon aint it - Del Boy (OFAH) | | |
| anyonefancyabeer | “I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments (Jim Morrison) | | |
| Chesterfield Lion | "Eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson | | |
| Millwall_mIke | "Ill have a zinger tower and some popcorn f**king chciken" - Neg, Balls of Steel | | |
| hogeyman | "I told you i was ill" - Spike Milligans gravestone | | |
| milmarsh | Never take life seriously - no one gets out alive anyway | | |
| milmarsh | Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." | | |
| milmarsh | I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. | | |
| milmarsh | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." | | |
| milmarsh | If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. | | |
| milmarsh | You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! | | |
| marmite_lion | rita, what is your view on gay marriage? rita: they last as long as a teenager in the wrong london postcode! | | |
| dunstable lion | For those of you watching in black and white, Tottenham Hotspur are playing in yellow" - john Motson | | |
| dunstable lion | On a scale of one to ten that was one hell of a strike - John Motson | | |
| dunstable lion | The World Cup is a truly international event - John Motson | | |
| dunstable lion | Terry Hurlock was a fierce competitor - even in five-a-side on a Friday. He didn't hold back and age didn't come into it.- Jeff Kenna | | |
| dunstable lion | an incredible bulk of a man, and it is truly a joy to see opponents try to circumnavigate him without the aid of Sherpa guides, whilst trying to maintain a full set of limbs - reggie spooner talking about terry hurlock | | |
| dunstable lion | 'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary | | |
| dunstable lion | 'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - Bobby Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit | | |
| dunstable lion | 'In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - Glenn Hoddle | | |
| dunstable lion | 'It wasn't going to be our day on the night.' - Bryan Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham | | |
| dunstable lion | was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus | | |
| dunstable lion | 'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.' | | |
| dunstable lion | 'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke | | |
| dunstable lion | 'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.' | | |
| dunstable lion | Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield | | |
| Gladiator | Northampton Fan: I've supported Northampton since the minute I was born. My mum and dad are big supporters and got me in to going. You have to admit that they are far better than Millwall. Millwall Fan: Mate, if I came out me mum and found out they were Northampton supporters I would have strangled myself with the umbilical cord. (Overheard in a pub before Northampton away a few years ago) | | |
| southlion | It has got to be Carlisle | | |
| Andover_Lion | "We've got to get out there and set our stool out early." Keith Stevens | | |
| Andover_Lion | "Of the ten sendings off, nine have been different players, so it proves we're unlucky." Keith Stevens | | |
| Andover_Lion | 'The dice are stacked against them' - Theo Foley | | |
| Andover_Lion | 'If you had to name one particular person to blame it would have to be one of the players - Theo Foley | | |
| Andover_Lion | 'No regrets, none at all. My only regret is that we went out on penalties. That's my only regret. But no, no regrets.' - Mick McCarthy | | |
| Andover_Lion | ''As I started speaking to him, he started jumping up and down on the hard shoulder, holding his crotch and acting like a child who is desperate to go to the toilet." Pc Dyson on pulling over Steve Claridge for speeding | | |
| tonbridgelion | Quitters never win, winners Never quit | | |
| Groucho78 | "*Sniff*....Why am i not starting?" - Neil Harris; every week. | | |
| jago's b+w army | IM NOT SAYING SHE WAS FAT,BUT AFTER I SHAGGED HER,I ROLLED OVER 3 TIMES & I WAS STILL ON HER | | |
| soldier BLUE | who's coats that jackett, | | |
| gordonbolland | Would you **ck me... I'd **ck me... I'd **ck me hard - Buffalo Bill | | |
| gordonbolland | There's a bit of magic in everything... and some loss to even things out - Lou Reed | | |
| vinny the chin | "I got knocked the f*ck out" - Amir Khan | | |
| EssexLion | "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." - Mike Tyson. | | |
| marmite_lion | the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann | | |
| southlion | "ill F*ck you till you love me fagget" - Mike Tyson | | |
| coldblower | Root toot wellington boot | | |
| Oz Lion TC | in thailand: bloke to woman - "i need to get a condom, can you wait?" woman to bloke "while your there, can you get me one too?" | | |
| se16_BEN_se16 | "cheers obeney, thanks for the welcome,just for the record, are you one of the **nts?" - grimbo72 | | |
| grimbo72 | look dad, i've caught a jellied eel - grimbo72 when he was 11 | | |
| ryan thelion | (futurama)lela "im going to help him the way only a woman can" frys uncle " by doing his laundry?" SLAP! | | |
| ryan thelion | "do what women do best and make me a sandwich!!! - chavo guerrero. | | |
| Leatherbarrow | "Dad. are the Beatles the blokes that sung hey hey we're The Monkees". My daughter to me | | |
| Andover_Lion | "MO must be the biggest collection of lazy, unprofessional, irresponsible **nts on the face of this planet! I salute you all!" Noose76 | | |
| longshanks | Reflecting on his time as the Millwall manager Graham informed the South London Press: "The Millwall fans reminded me of home. The ground may have been a bit spartan, but I soon realised that the fans were in a different class. In fact, their passion for the game reminded me of my days in Glasgow. The people up there are really fanatical about their football, they eat it and sleep it, and the Millwall fans were exactly the same. That was something I wasn't used to, because I thought that in general, southerners were less passionate. | | |
| ryan thelion | "I always wondered if there is a God....And there is... It's me!!! " Homer Simpson | | |
| millwallconnor | ill be back in 2 weeks. danny spiller | | |
| millwallconnor | ill be back in 2 weeks. danny spiller | | |
| Senegal Lion | If you continue to do things in the same way, you can expect the same results !!! | | |
| let_em_come | "Many thanks , Club wanker" {Obes, finally loses it online] | | |
| let_em_come | isss assskkking ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhiiss ffuucckkiinngg vviibbrrattorr ooffff | | |
| Senegal Lion | I was at Crewe for the ONE - ONE - TWO !!! --- Super, super Neil | | |
| Chelmsford_block7 | "Have you heard about the bird? Surely everybody's heard about the word" Peter Griffin | | |
| Andover_Lion | "Millwall are a convenient peg for football to hang its social ills on." Reg Burr | | |
| rayleighlion | why dont you have water with your whisky, because fish **ck in it .w c fields | | |
| Andover_Lion | "That's me and you don't have permission to use my photo on here. Admin, can you remove please." tiger :pointfinger: | | |
| thelions09 | "we'll have 2,000 cups of teas please love." a wall fan when we were locked outside selhurst park after beating them | | |
| thelions09 | 1 day rodney we'll be millionaires!! | | |
| thelions09 | "oh well, i gotta go beat some1 up now anyway" david haye before his debut in the heavyweight division. to be fair he stopped the bloke in the 1st. | | |
| Lucky_Lion | If you believe,You can achieve ,Innit ! (Dizzie Rascal v Paxman 5/11/08) | | |
| se16_BEN_se16 | The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| EssexLion | QUAGMIRE: Hey Sweetie, How Old Are You? CONNIE: 16! QUAGMIRE: 18? You're First. CONNIE: Mom! QUAGMIRE: I Like Where This Is Going... GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDYYY!! | | |
| Lucky_Lion | ORANGE - It's only a colour ! - Bexleyheath_Lion | | |
| NextGenerationWacker | I Love Millwall Football Club - Tim Cahill | | |
| Total_Carnage | If Stephen Hawking is so bloody clever, why didn't he devote his life to finding a cure for Motor Neurone Disease? | | |
| Total_Carnage | I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. | | |
| Total_Carnage | Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but **ck me the pass the parcel was quick!!! | | |
| zigzagkitch | Rehab,s for quitters - Keith Moon | | |
| zigzagkitch | Jesus Loves You .......everyone else thinks your a c...t Gerry Kent r.i.p | | |
| se16_BEN_se16 | "You keep your mouth in your backside baby, and your using it daily" Shed Seven | | |
| ryan thelion | It's not a good idea to go slagging off a load of Millwall fans TBH.It's a bit like disturbing a wasp's nest. Taken off the Orient forum.. | | |
| vinny the chin | "Phones nowadays have all sorts of mod cons. On/off buttons, text messages, all sorts" - John Virgo | | |
| edlions2007 | "This lot are embarrassing.." "Well at least they're not on our coach" "No, but they're on A coach.." - Couple of Millwall chatting about Coach One Mob at Carlisle away 2009.. | | |
| igor_belgrade | "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Winston Churchill | | |
| coldblower | "I always carry a firearm east of Aldgate Watson."--Sherlock Holmes | | |
| andover_senior | women like silent men---they think they're listening (seen in a pub on the way back to Andover today) | | |
| andover_senior | A man is not complete till he's married-----Then he's finished (same pub) | | |
| igor_belgrade | “I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.” -Sir Bobby Robson | | |
| ryan thelion | " Whats that online with millwall group called?"(facebook group) "That Thick c**t RyanTheLion. | | |
| coachandy | Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, give a boy a football and he'll completely forget food exists - Anon | | |
| Brockers | To a Leeds fan - "My shoes probably cost more than your house!" | | |
| ryan thelion | To some chinese Man : Hello Mate, do you know where Angies pub is ? Chinese Man.. "Im Not Here"then walked off lool We was standing in amazement. | | |
| ryan thelion | Thats right, i did trick you; It was deceitful, It was digusting and despicable but for once try and look at it from my side.. I was horny! " Hank from Me.Myself & Irene | | |
| millwalljay | Get on the tide and go with the flow..! | | |
| millwalljay | We hate old bill and we hate old bill..! | | |
| igor_belgrade | "I would move Heaven, Hell, and anything in between to get to you, you wouldn't be safe if I was mad at you!" - Richard Kuklinski | | |
| GBG Lion | ” See where there’s a will, and there is a f*cking will, there’s a way, and there is a f*cking way.” Don Logan | | |
| Millwall_Baggers | “I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me, definitely. I've got nothing against gays . . . as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever.” Liam Gallagher | | |
| chopper09 | "back then i was just the pupil...now i am the master" Darth vader star wars episode 4 | | |
| Senegal Lion | No one ever promised me that supporting Millwall was going to be easy! | | |
| Senegal Lion | "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde | | |
| let_em_come | as i said didnt like what he said about wall fans but was a true gent,as for the other bobby ,no moore ,that was 1 shoplifting shirtlifting cock sucking verming c**t ,just the way i see it [Quote from Wall fan after death of Bobby Robson] | | |
| oddboots | "What the crocodile hat was that?.....there's no postbox, theres no shuttlecock....and where's the jelly giraffe eh?".......top football coach on rowntrees randoms ad. | | |
| MickeyTheLion | "0-0 ronaldo to score first" - someone in the bookies | | |
| cushdi | Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six | | |
| millwallniall | Madness? THIS IS SPARTA | | |
| vinny the chin | "The finest people I have ever met in my life were in pubs." - Oliver Reed | | |
| Philbe | What IS IS! | | |
| lionsroar78 | If a cow is born in a stable it doesnt make it a horse | | |
| igor_belgrade | All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry ... A.E.Poe | | |
| igor_belgrade | We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "**ck" on their airplanes because? It's obscene! ... Colonel Walter E. Kurtz in the 1979 movie 'Apocalypse Now | | |
| GBG Lion | No f*cking class | | |
| edlions2007 | "My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7" - David Beckham | | |
| igor_belgrade | I have killed no one and I have ordered no one to be killed ... Charles Manson | | |
| mfcjohn | theres only one club in europe that you can leave manchester united for - real madrid or barcelona - JOHN ALDRIDGE | | |
| mfcjohn | we´ll have more football later meanwhile here are the highlights from the scottish cup final - ITV´S GARY NEWBON | | |
| mfcjohn | as long as no-one scored it was always going to be close - ARSENE WENGER | | |
| mfcjohn | i´ve achieved nothing i´ve won nothing and thats why i am here - HARRY KEWELL ON WHY HE JOINED LIVERPOOL | | |
| mfcjohn | if you can get through the first round you have a good chance of getting into the next one - NIGEL WORTHINGTON | | |
| RE Lion | it wasnt me- Shaggy | | |
| craypride | Please explain that to me again please Noose 76, I'm not sure what you mean, but I understand all the words. | | |
| F0XY | Baked Beans are for Down and Outs, Students , Children and people who can't cook properly - Obeney | | |
| vinny the chin | "I'm from London you thick cnt. Who gives a fck what you "feel" for? Call me a mug I'll split your fckin head open you witless cnt." - Monkey losing his rag | | |
| igor_belgrade | Children are our future. Unless we stop them now ... Homer Simpson | | |
| se16_BEN_se16 | 2. Even if I had pissed in the bed, how would that equate to me having no self respect? - Noose | | |
| igor_belgrade | "Easiest way to turn defeat into a victory is to put on the enemy's uniform" - Number One(Alan Ford) . | | |
| Block28-WestLower | "The jews started it" - Adolf | | |
| Block28-WestLower | Hello, is it me your looking for? | | |
| Wippa | "We wanna do a few gezzers up there like, We're the F-Troop see what I mean? We love a row, we go to football and this is it". Harry The Dog | | |
| vinny the chin | "The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other—instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals." - Edward Abbey | | |
| Lucky_Lion | Either that, or we could just stick with JB and you could Shut up Andover you tit - Quigzy with THE quote of 2009 | | |
| Pottsy Boy | The big issue for the next 30 years is the £2Trillion of debt that the **cking Labour party has run up. We're **cked. Brown, Cameron or Merlin the **cking Magician, it won't matter. (West_Upper_Lion) | | |
| RetainingWall | I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break. - Herodotus | | |
| matt-the-lion | keep your mouth down - some plod tart. | | |
| danmfc80 | Millwall is Religion | | |
| NorthHertsLion | "chit Happens" - Forrest Zola | | |
| llawllim05 | "The game remains 0-0, despite the earlier penalty miss" - That c*nt Cottee on Sky Sports News | | |
| edinburghwall | The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. Edward Longshanks - Braveheart | | |
| expat_lion | "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet - Expat | | |
| expat_lion | "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." - Expat | | |
| expat_lion | "When chit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes." - Expat | | |
| lionsroar78 | "do you prefer astro-turf or grass Rodney?" Rodney "I dont know I've never smoked astro-turf" | | |
| milltilldie | The sun don't shine on a sleepin' dog's ass | | |
| themorg | When i die, don't cry. The body has given up but my spirit will live on. | | |
| tony_dolby | Funny i used to think this fella was an annoying wind up merchant here for attention, but now im starting to realize he is just a sad lonely middle aged drunk who comes here for company.- Hogeyman | | |
| JoNutter | if you had a magic wand what would you change???? | | |
| JoNutter | if you could cahnge one thing...how would you know..... fee l or think it had happened??? | | |
| gordonbolland | "It places the lotion in the basket otherwise it get's the hose again" - Buffalo Bill | | |
| Captain_Morgan | Bus WANKERS !! - Jay, The Inbetweeners | | |
| oddboots | "Um Bongo, Um Bongo they drink it in the Congo" | | |
| Senegal Lion | Has anyone ordered a cunt, as ones just turned up? | | |
| Senegal Lion | "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." | | |
| Senegal Lion | "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 | | |
| Senegal Lion | "When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package." - John Ruskin (1819-1900) | | |
| Senegal Lion | "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty." | | |
| Senegal Lion | "Stop pretending and take off that f**king mask; you can either be you or that hideous monster. Not both." | | |
| milmarsh | "I wish I had a quid for everytime I'd lost a tenner on the dogs" - My Dad | | |
| Senegal Lion | When I was young and just a boy I asked my muvva what will it be, will it be arsenal, will it be spurs? Here's what she said to me..................... MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL, MILLWALL !!! | | |
| vinny the chin | "For people like me, solitude is a victory." Karl Lagerfield | | |
| Jack_Lions | "The way my luck's going at the moment, i could fall in a barrow full of boobies and i would still come out sucking my thumb". - Ian Holloway | | |
| SouthLondonLions | Old_Lion_Les "Met this sprightly 78 year old widow down at the OAP's tea dance last Tuesday afternoonat the St Chrissakes Church Hall. Our eyes firs met when she woke me up with a cup of tea and wiped the dribble from my mouth with a scented tissue. She did flash me a glimpse of her blue bloomers and was making suggestive remarks - then said she'd buy my season ticket if I popped round one afternoon to service her cooker (I know what she really meant) Trouble is I ain't done it for 25 years. Any advice?" EverybodyKnowsUs "is it Gas or Electric ?" | | |
| NorthHertsLion | "Pie eaters? I fucking shit em!" - NHL's Dad, the OAP LTFC crime wave to Carlisle Plod | | |
| Terry_Hurlock | Justice for Ian Tomlinson. How fkin long do we have to wait, the evidence is there for all to see! | | |
| TheOneAndOnlyGazza | Do you not see? That if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gâteau from the château. Capt. Hans Geering | | |
| Senegal Lion | Acting is not that far from mental disease: An actor works on splitting his character into others. It is like a kind of schizophrenia. | | |
| Senegal Lion | If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities. | | |
| Senegal Lion | The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat !!! | | |
| Senegal Lion | Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. | | |
| Senegal Lion | It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely. | | |
| HertsUniLion | I went on a Spanish exchange trip as a 17 year old. They were having a big festival and I sat down to eat in this massive marquee. I was told to try the 'huevos'. Huevos means eggs normally, so I proceeded to eat them. I found it strange that eggs could be so chewy. The other kids all started laughing. I asked why they were laughing. They told me that I was eating 'Los huevos del toro'. Eggs of the bull? What the fuck? Turns out 'huevos' is also slang for bollocks. I was eating the bollocks of some poor bull that had been killed in the bullring. The worst thing was I had no idea what to do after they told me. Do I carry on or do I throw it away? Thought I'd show 'em what I was made of. I carried on eating it.- tiger :pointfinger:_Lion 2/7/10 | | |
| The Fox | Cha'Mone, Mo Fo! - Bo Selecta | | |
| tom cbl | Its ok Yoko ,its just a water pis......... John Lennon seconds before he was shot | | |
| Andover_Lion | Many thanks , Club wanker - (Obeney) | | |
| TheOneAndOnlyGazza | "I was working when about 30 guys, some with pint glasses in their hands, came running past the window screaming. A few seconds later they ran back and some had cuts on their faces." Rebecca Gove Bristol Barmaid | | |
| TheOneAndOnlyGazza | David Livermore is like a horrible spot that just keeps on coming back and no amount of clearasil could clear up. Some years it was on a face like Cindy Crawford's, so stuck out like a sore thumb, other years it was in good company on Waynetta Slob's face! | | |
| jakfrompenge | The Police knew I was mad,being allowed a phone call I phoned a sex line | | |
| zero | 'i did a poo once' (millwalljack) | | |
| let_em_come | Blue?! More like Brown! Like shit! I met Duncan in a bar once? and he got off with my mum and now my parents are divorced........ (cardiffwilly off You tube) | | |
| The Fox | Oh, foolish man. What can you not be made to believe? - Adam Weishaupt | | |
| edinburghwall | I don't give a shit but if I did you would be the first person I would give some to. (The Coatbridge Madman) | | |
| ballsey | If you dance with the devil , you get burned. | | |
| ballsey | The problem with Scotland is that it's full of scots | | |
| ballsey | We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and at the Den | | |
| ballsey | "Come down the Den, you'll get battered" | | |
| ballsey | Not all Arsenal fans are gay but all gays love the Arsenal | | |
| Feargal_Sharkey | No Blacks No Irish No Dogs | | |
| TheOneAndOnlyGazza | My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union. Abraham Lincoln | | |
| mfctom300 | OOOOH ARRRR, RICHARD SADLIER! | | |
| mfctom300 | If you didnt go to the last game dont bother turning up when we get United in the cup - Walworth | | |
| let_em_come | I was seventeen,when i had my first trip to the old den.Found it strange that we kept getting confronted by what looked at our age,like the worlds angriest dads. ...... Member of Pompey's 657 | | |
| igor_belgrade | I'm a hero with coward's legs ... Spike Milligan | | |
| tony_dolby | I'm MO's equivalent of Simon Wiesenthal - but a Catholic Fundamentalist version - my mission to weed out Nazis like the Yidiot and bring them to justice - leonmejico | | |
| let_em_come | Any pics of Us doing the sunderland dissabled lot! That was probably one of our greatest offs and we won too! That will teach em to come down to selhurst and take liberty's!! "Nigel's Top Boy Cuthers" | | |
| The Fox | "I wish i was a successful businessman and hanged (sic) with the nice people" Mad Al C, the Palace fan. | | |
| zero | im guna f*ck your f*cking fanny off you twat!- inbetweeners | | |
| oddboots | "Maybe it's because the dog's watching"...........Pele????? | | |
| rayleighlion | People who go to psychatrists need their head examined | | |
| Rollins | 'Fuck me! what was that?'...The mayor of Hiroshima | | |
| Senegal Lion | When your up, your friends know who you are. When you're down, you know who your friends are. | | |
| Senegal Lion | If your having doubts about whether you can actually trust a person...chances are you can't | | |
| Senegal Lion | While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my arse too. | | |
| rayleighlion | Even a broken watch is right twice a day | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | You can take a boy out of South East London, but you can't take South East London out of a boy. | | |
| Marcia Road Lion | Let mother sort it out, if he comes round here! Chas and Dave | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | You take it up the arse, You take it up the arse...- Millwall song to Palace (October 2010) | | |
| bryanthelion | Id leave her face looking like a plasterers radio(HertsUni Lion) | | |
| wasteland | You can lead a horse to water but a pencil gotta be lead | | |
| ballsey | 'In my view we need to score more and concede less to improve our chances of winning more games' (Milano_wall) | | |
| Mad4Millwall | I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture - Chopper | | |
| Lion8 | Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson | | |
| Lion8 | Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. | | |
| Lion8 | When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein | | |
| Lion8 | "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." | | |
| Senegal Lion | He's Big, He's Black and he plays at Centre Back - Danny Shittu, Danny Shittu!!! | | |
| ballsey | " I'm getting bored of playing hide and seek " - Anne Frank | | |
| thelordwinkle | You can lead a horse to water but a pencils got to be lead ? | | |
| casey | Cowards die many times before their actual deaths- Julius Caesar | | |
| joeenolu | If your looking for sympathy it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary | | |
| joeenolu | Millwall stole my heart...bobby moore stole my bracelet | | |
| joeenolu | This fight is going to be as one sided as gang rape ...david haye | | |
| mfctom300 | Some Tekkers are good, Some Tekkers are bad, but some tekkers ... Unbelievable Tekkers | | |
| joeenolu | He's big he's black he shags your mum bareback! danny shittu!!!!!!!!! | | |
| ballsey | Is that the way you want to play it? because I can play it all night long baby, like Lionel Richie - geezer out of the Break up. | | |
| ryanthelion | SE16 Ben " Your sister used to let us look at her front bum for our dinner money. | | |
| champs08 | "we didnt underestimate them, they were just better than we thought" Sir Bobby Robson | | |
| champs08 | "they say that Rome wasnt built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job" - Brian Clough | | |
| champs08 | "if the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda person to drink it" - Rory Breaker | | |
| TheOneAndOnlyGazza | "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" Random black bird in the audience on The Jerry Springer Show | | |
| greenwichlion | 'The internet eh? Is that thing still around?' Homer Simpson | | |
| MillWall Rouffian | Guns don't kill people - black people do | | |
| MillWall Rouffian | Richard Keys doesn't use a key for the back door - he just smashes his way in. | | |
| MillWall Rouffian | "when the milk turns sour, I aint the kinda pussey to drink it | | |
| MillWall Rouffian | "Thats what it's like in these parts but wait until they come up to Manchester" Joe Royle | | |
| MillWall Rouffian | "No i'm not related to Susan Boyle but yes we both look stupid in a dress " Frankie Boyle | | |
| MillWall Rouffian | He likes Cocaine, Booze and Prostitues shame his wife didn't - Charlie Sheen | | |
| mfctom300 | Palace? Palace? Who the F*ck are Palace? | | |
| Lionz | Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face - Mike Tyson | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | Sorry I is late. But there was something on the tele about Monkeys - Ali G In Da House | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | Your Dad always said that one day Delboy would reach the top, then again he used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup! - Grandad (Only Fools & Horses) | | |
| stunned | its just no cunt cant stick it in the net, which is kind of the idea about football. - West_Upper_Lion | | |
| mfctom300 | Aye Up zeh oup reh doooeh ooh ueep arggh arrr - Mick McCarthy | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"- Brian Clough | | |
| zero | 'large tsunami's are enormous' hazard expert on ITV news | | |
| mfctom300 | I believe I can fly.... (Cardiff fan - 19/03/11) | | |
| zero | All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players-Jaques (from as you like it) | | |
| ballsey | "I'm just going to have a nice relaxing smoke of Crack" - Super Hands | | |
| puewall | "I'm not scared of anyone. I play for Millwall, remember?" - Steve Morison | | |
| zero | the lord is good to those whose hope is in him. Lam 3:25 | | |
| ballsey | “Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you I hate West Ham much more than that". | | |
| stunned | Every true football fan hates Leeds United - Mark Lawford, Mail Online | | |
| zero | i dont care what you think as long as its about me | | |
| Senegal Lion | "There are more old drunkards than old doctors": pub aphorism | | |
| Senegal Lion | The guilty think all talk is of themselves - Geoffrey Chaucer | | |
| Senegal Lion | Pull your tongue out of my arse Gary, dogs do that! - Brick Top - Snatch | | |
| Lionwolf | 'A good p#ssup and a good punch up, that's what Millwall's all about'-Harry The Dog | | |
| Karld | Where has Samy Mawéné gone? I cant find him on the bench???? - Nigel Spackman | | |
| Senegal Lion | No one would have believed that in the last years of the 19th century that human affairs where being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet across the gulf of space minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely they drew there plans against us. At midnight on the 12th of August a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Mars and sped towarts Earth - The Journalist - War of the Worlds | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | 'Having a job is like having oral sex from a girl with big teeth. It can be brilliant, but you know at any moment it can all go wrong.'- John Bishop the comedian performing on Live at the Apollo. | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | How come when your wife's pregnant everyone wants to rub her stomach and say 'congratulations', but no fucker wants to rub your knob? Just imagine it, a woman comes up to you in the street and starts rubbing your knob saying 'Oh well done, well done!' I just stand there and go 'Ah it was easy!' The woman replies, 'When's it coming?' 'Any fucking minute now if you carry on doing that!'- Lee Evans live at The O2 | | |
| zero | Peter 5: 8-9 Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings. | | |
| Wall87 | Which one of you nuts has got any guts?? -(one flew over the cuckoos nest) | | |
| lion 84 | if i fell into a skip full of tits,id come out sucking me thumb | | |
| Wall87 | Tony Cascarino: "Some of us [Millwall players] were playfully goading Terry about what he was going to do to Vinnie Jones in the upcoming fixture with Wimbledon. Without saying a word, he got up from the table and walked to the entrance of the pub and ripped the door off its hinges." | | |
| andover_senior | If you go through life with your head in the sand,all people will see is an Arse (zoe Wanamaker on" my family") | | |
| millwallstarplayer | It's called Bangkok not Bangcunt. What did you expect? | | |
| tony_dolby | 'Spackman inherited shit? He brought in loads of shit and it didn't 'gel', it just congealed'. hardleyse16 | | |
| joeenolu | Woman police officer in charge at sheffield united ...after a "slight" altercation..."put weapons away!"...us or you love? | | |
| dunstable lion | It's better to burnout than to fade away - Kurt Cobain | | |
| Andover_Lion | "Don’t do it, chums! DON’T throw soil, cinders, clinkers, stones, bricks, bottles, cups, fireworks or other kinds of explosives, apples, oranges, etc. on the playing pitch during or after the match. DON’T barrack, utter filthy abuse, or molest in any way the players of the visiting team.” Millwall warning notice, 1949-50 | | |
| Senegal Lion | If you can't just be yourself, then you have to be original because there's no one like you - Marc Newson | | |
| millwallstarplayer | "He glassed me!" - Dereck Chisora | | |
| let_em_come | we were actually on our way to charlton or palace, i think this was the day the pool balls came through the windows of the train when w pulled into peckham queen st on our way back. we all jumped off and there was a good 3-400 of us and the 30 wall on the footbridge ran at us -----Old Pompey 657 | | |
| Andover_Lion | Noose at Cardiff by senorbaz "Pissed as a rat, and told by a steward to get off the seat only for the steward to realise that he is quite tall and wasn't on the seat at all. | | |
| EverybodyKnowsUs | I feel privileged that I mean something to people. I didn't shirk a tackle. I threw my body on the line. I gave everything" -Barry Kitchener | | |
| Senegal Lion | "I thought I had seen it all when it comes to the fickleness of football folk. then I heard Spurs fans singing, 'there's only one Alan Sugar.' " - Mick McCarthy, then Millwall manager, 1994. | | |
| norfolk lion | I wouldn't have to mange my anger, if people would manage their stupidity | | |
| Senegal Lion | Some wear their colours with pride others only show theirs by their actions and behaviour! Author - Senegal Lion. | | |
| Andover_Lion | Paul Jewell - "Every time I've been at Millwall there's been complete vile abuse for 90 minutes towards me and our players." | | |
| onlyagame | Depends how much sniff i've had or how many brasses im serving, in the summer i put in the graft. (milano_wall getting all "romantic") | | |
| NoOneLikesUs | Whitbread with the header...Alexander...tries an instinctive volley...Oh and what a goal that is! That is one of the greatest goals you will ever see at Wembley from Gary Alexander to put Millwall level, and just look at these fans. They are going absolutely potty! - Commentator for 'that goal' at Wembley in 2009 | | |
| Andover_Lion | "The first Millwall game my wife saw was a near riot against Oldham. Police all over the place. I was inches from an explosion. Everybody was very concerned about my wife. Her comment was, 'If you think this is scary you have never gone to a game in Boston.' Sports in the US can get very hairy." John Berylson | | |
| Andover_Lion | "OK, we might have been a little late for World Wars I and II. I was kidding your Queen that I came from Boston where 'The Shot Heard Round The World' was fired [from the American Revolution]."She said: 'Well, that's OK, because you were able to give us a little bit of help during World Wars I and II.' 'Happy to be of help,' I said. 'If there's another problem, please give us a call.' " John Berylson | | |
| Millwalljohn | "Life is like a CHIT sandwich.... the more bread you've got .... the less CHIT you eat!! Millwalljohn | | |
| mfctom300 | "He'll be as welcomed here as a morris dancer at a blind football match" - Jack Whitehall on John Terry | | |
| lionsroar78 | "Sometimes you have to go up really high to understand how small you are" - Felix Baumgartner | | |
| Senegal Lion | "The Fewer Men, the Greater Share of Honour". - Henry V | | |
| tony_dolby | Kenny, fair play mate. You are one tough cunt. - Champs08 | | |
| champs08 | Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. | | |
| MottinghamLion | "Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play" - Peter Lorenzo | | |
| MottinghamLion | "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" - Terry Venables | | |
| MottinghamLion | "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." - Ron Atkinson | | |
| MottinghamLion | "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." - Metro Radio | | |
| MottinghamLion | "For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip" - John Motson | | |
| MottinghamLion | "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona" - Mark Draper (Aston Villa) | | |
| MottinghamLion | "So your name's Mohammed? That's one of the most popular Christian names in the world." - Simon Bates (Radio 1) | | |
| MottinghamLion | "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." - Ted Walsh (Horse Racing Commentator) | | |
| MottinghamLion | "It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up." - Ian Wright - commenting on his teammate's alcoholism | | |
| MottinghamLion | "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him" - New Zealand Rugby Commentator | | |
| MottinghamLion | "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" - Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator. | | |
| Halfwaybear | Fuck off. I've got a pub to run and goats to feed. Andy Goram after Sir Alex phoned up to ask him to play for United because they had no one else. He thought it was a prank from Ally McCoist. | | |
| Halfwaybear | “The Germans tried to conquer us. The French betrayed us. The Belgians did very little and the Italians made us our ice cream." Sir Patrick Moore | | |
| tony_dolby | "This is a Millwall board you daft cunt not a political springboard or a offshoot of sky or the BBC ,Have you ever posted anything Wall related you haven't trolled the internet for first to find a link you wanker?" - Dunne Over | | |
| HAPPYLION | They went down quicker than bambi on ice skates | | |
| stoney33 | Don Logan-Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? | | |
| stoney33 | Chopper read-Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital | | |
| stoney33 | You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill | | |
| Marcia Road Lion | Up the bum, no harm done. Trever Brooking. | | |
| jimofmfc | Pull your tongue out of my arsehole. Darth Vader Snatch Wars | | |
| millwallstarplayer | From Saturdays at Cold Blow Lane when we'd all come down to cheer To memories of Wembley, the Millenium Stadium and here. The true fans stand with lions pride against the minority that jeer And show again through slings and bows no foe shall we fear. No roof could ever contain the noise that we will soon create We need no drums and no horns to create an atmosphere that's faked. We live and bleed Each chant our creed A loyalty innate. In cups or leagues our team we'll lead with lungs you can't deflate. Cos you hesitated when you bought your ticket and you know you did. And as you travel south butterflies will fill your belly like a nervous kids. For anyone entering the Lions Den each step is tentative Unless of course you are the Lion And that Den is where you live. Let em come. - Scroobius Pip | | |
| tony_dolby | That's what we do! - Danny Shittu | | |
| Dogjaw | An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hopeing it will eat him last -Winston Churchill | | |
| Senegal Lion | ‘Oi, Sheringham, get that fucking piano off your back and start running!’ : Anon Millwall supporter at the old place. | | |
| Karld | Fantastic pass from Trotter... straight to the intended player. - Dreamland | | |
| The_Flashing_Blade | Crafty, Am I right in guessing you work in an environment where perfume and hairspray dominates the airways And the boys wear man bags to work? | | |
| coldblower | "over attacking cost us" Kenny Jackett | | |
| Dogjaw | "I would pick him in the next England squad if I was manager and he wasn't Bermudan- Jimmy Hill | | |
| Senegal Lion | "Don't let him shoot!" - Jake Kean Blackburn goalkeeper to his midfield during the FA Cup Quarter Final game March 2013 at the Den. This after another shot from Danny Shittu which the keeper failed to hold. (Check out the highlights of Danny's second effort and watch Keans outburst.) | | |
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