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| AldoMillwall | We certainly won't go out with all guns blazing - Dave Tuttle | | |
| Lee_Owen | I'm a Lee Owen to some but a **** to others, that's religion for you - God | | |
| mrs_kp_bulldog | Not what it looks? Not what it looks? It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else, it's not happening. Brian Potter | | |
| behaveyerself | Anyone who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot - Groucho Marx | | |
| onlyagame | "it is better to live one day like a lion than your whole life like a lamb" | | |
| Lion66 | No Matter where you go.................There you are! | | |
| SM3000 | 'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper | | |
| Lion66 | I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war" - John Motson | | |
| Lion66 | Even when they had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. It just shows how crap the other 8 of us were" Harry Redknapp | | |
| se16_BEN_se16 | "WEST HAM IS CUUUUNT" - RIGORMORTIS | | |
| twigster | there it was, gone! - welsh sailor i served with | | |
| twigster | whose boots are those shoes? - welsh sailor i served with | | |
| twigster | we just need time to gel - Nigel Spackman | | |
| SM3000 | 'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - Ian Rush | | |
| mrmillwall | Is this thing still on?? Big ron atkinson | | |
| AldoMillwall | Well his agent is a lier then - Bobby Robson | | |
| oddboots | "I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." - Spike Milligan | | |
| en8wall | What d'ya mean gonna be.....I am one of the faces!! Jimmy Cooper, Quadrophenia. | | |
| twigster | I'm Brian an so's my wife | | |
| twigster | Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? - fcuk off! Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! - john cleese, life of brian | | |
| acardipane | it has served us well,this myth of christ....pope leo x | | |
| Barrow Boy | "If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchin" | | |
| twigster | oi battyboi wanna meet innit i batta ya me and da madem wil bust u up. se16 soulja -badboi2k7 | | |
| let_em_come | If i think your a C...t can you nick me .... No..... ok then........ i think your a C...t .............. Wall fellow to Old bill Reading Away | | |
| let_em_come | I like pigs..... Dogs look up to us. ....Cats look down on us..... Pigs treat us as equals........ Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| let_em_come | It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it. - Winston Churchill | | |
| tony_dolby | Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.” Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.” | | |
| sealion64 | There is no such thing as madness, just varying degrees of sanity. | | |
| tony_dolby | America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.-Oscar Wilde | | |
| come rain or shine | I'm a proud Englishman. Why don't the BNP send ME any of their gumf? What's wrong with ME? ............Ian Wright, Talksport. | | |
| twigster | and I would have got away with it,if it had'nt have been for you pesky kids- any scooby villain | | |
| Lionwolf | It was a woman who drove me to drink. I forgot to write and thank her.......W.C Fields | | |
| Lionwolf | Get the flame throwers out and burn the b#stards....Bobby Robson about a certain set of fans! | | |
| come rain or shine | Heavens to Murgatroid........Snagglepuss | | |
| LAR61E | Work is the curse of the drinking classes | | |
| behaveyerself | If you ear'oles turned to arse'oles you'd sh'it all over your shoulders..... My old man | | |
| twigster | he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy - life of brian | | |
| LAR61E | and there will come a time, when a friend, shall lose a friend's hammer, and he will say, where lyeth those things, with the rafia work base attachment, that I left there, just the night before, about eight o'clock. (before twigster post's it, Monty Pythons Life Of Brian) | | |
| EggMFC | me fail English - Thats unpossible - Ralph Wiggum | | |
| Groucho78 | "I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!" - 'I', Withnail & I | | |
| tony_dolby | "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."-W.C.Fields | | |
| oddboots | "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious"---Alan Minter | | |
| Roc_Wall | It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings....Kurt Cobain | | |
| Syd Wall | Do not lean out of the window, I wonder why?....Vyvyan | | |
| themorg | Remember to put your brain into gear, before you operate your mouth.(said to me when i was a young soldier) | | |
| AldoMillwall | I want to stay at Millwall - Darren Byfield | | |
| lionsroar78 | 'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo | | |
| lionsroar78 | its comical it really has. | | |
| Lionwolf | "I travel this world as an Angel of peace.....clad in Iron and Steel" The Fuhrer | | |
| Lionwolf | "Well be gentle with me, it's only my second time......TODAY"- Judge Dread | | |
| Syd Wall | Where the fcks that tree come from? - Marc Bolan | | |
| Groucho78 | "There is no Dana. Only Zuul."- Sigourney Weaver - Ghostbusters. | | |
| Groucho78 | Lady Astor: "Mr.Churchill, if you were my husband i would poison your tea.". Winston Churchill: "If you were my wife, i'd drink it!" | | |
| dwallmfc | you are what you eat..... im a c*nt | | |
| club242 | He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! - brian's mum, who was shgged by a roman centurion | | |
| club242 | "I am the one and only, can't take that away from me" - Chesney Hawkes | | |
| Merlin_Hill | 'my style is fighting without fighting' - Bruce Lee | | |
| Merlin_Hill | i've supported Colchester since i was a kid - Edward Sheringham | | |
| club242 | "Play it cool Trigg, play it cool" - Derek Trotter | | |
| Lionwolf | " I used to be Snow White, but I drifted"...Mae West | | |
| club242 | "Hi, I'm Barry Scott" - Barry Scott | | |
| floridawall | Can you rub a bit more oil on me back babe?....floridawall 2007 | | |
| MFC67 | If it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave(Trigger,OFAH) | | |
| MFC67 | Here, Boyce. You know this car's a GTI. If you rearrange the number plates then you got yourself a personalised number plate! Del to Boycie. | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Being powerful is like being a lady.If you have to tell people you are,you aren't. (Margaret Thatcher) | | |
| club242 | "spider pig, spider pig...." - Homer J Simpson | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Never hold discussions with the monkey,when the organ grinder is in the room.(Sir Winston churchill) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Always get married early in the morning.That way,if it doesn't work out,you haven't wasted a whole day.( The 8 Times Married, Mickey Rooney ) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | My toughest fight was with my first wife.(Muhammad Ali) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat.They do not exist.(Queen Victoria) & (Willie Donachie) ok,actually only Queen Victoria said that. | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | You mean,let me understand this cause,ya know maybe it's me,I'm a little fcked up maybe,but I'm funny how,I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh,I'm here to fcking amuse you?What do you mean funny,funny how?How am I funny.(Joe Pesci, Goodfellas) | | |
| LAR61E | If it's a girl, they're gonna call her Sigourney, after some actress. If it's a boy they're gonna call it Rodney, after Dave. Trigger OFaH | | |
| millwall boi 07 | Its ok to lie to women, there not normal like us - Peter Griffin (family guy) | | |
| THE LORD ATTENBOROUG | Its great to go to Sleep,But better to wake up. | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | The epitaph on Spike Milligan's Headstone. "I told you I was ill" | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Right Banks,you Bastard! I'm the Daddy now,next time,I'll fckin kill ya.(Ray Winstone, Scum) | | |
| millwallbigboy68 | Where's ya tool? What fckin' tool? This fckin' tool! (Ray Winstone, Scum) | | |
| PADDY85 | Dont wipe your arse with a broken bottle | | |
| Leatherbarrow | Never shove your granny when she's shaving in a broken mirror | | |
| oddboots | I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.- Homer Simpson | | |
| twigster | you cannot hurt me, my wings are like a shield of steel - batfink | | |
| twigster | women ! you can't live with em can't kill em - Tom Arnold in true lies | | |
| Groucho78 | "I'm Old Gregg. Look at my downstairs mix-up!" - The Mighty Boosh | | |
| millwall boi 07 | There will be plenty of time to drive when your dead - peter griffin (family guy) | | |
| millwall boi 07 | Now you may love the dodo, you may find the dodo beautiful, you may want to marry the dodo but you do not encourage the dodo to fly. - Jerome (fraiser) | | |
| millwall boi 07 | "I ate 7 pounds of fudge" - Homer Simpson | | |
| millwall boi 07 | "Remember if you see a celebrity, consider them dangerous" - Kent Brockman (simpsons) | | |
| club242 | "You 8:30, you 8:45.....and bring a friend" - Sheriff of Nottingham | | |
| charlie_mfc | Details details things to do things to get done dont bother me with details just tell me when there done | | |
| charlie_mfc | The art of good business is being a good middle man | | |
| MFC67 | Because I don't want to be a white cooly in my own country. 'Cause it's not our country anymore. 'Cause rich people, and powerful people brought in boat loads of human trash. Cheap labour, gooks mainly, and there's gonna be more. I want people to know I'm proud of my white history and white blood. One day it might be all I have. I don't want to go the same way as the fcukin' aba.Hando.Romper Stomper. | | |
| wightlion | What the fcuks that? ( Mayor of Hiroshima ) | | |
| wightlion | " You love Millwall more than you love me,....I love west ham more than I love you !!!" (conversation with the ex wife) | | |
| champs08 | " does this dress make my bum look big? " - " No!! your bum makes your bum look big" | | |
| Leatherbarrow | We've been here 4 years and we've made about as much progress as an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping. : Captain Blackadder | | |
| Jellied_Eel | Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. (Homer) | | |
| DEPTFORD LION | Lovely Stuff / Back of the Net / Touch my Face (anything by the one and only Alan Partridge) | | |
| Hicks | "There should be more protection. In some grounds fans are sitting right behind you. Generally the banter is good but I’ve had abuse — try going to Millwall and winning 1-0." - Billy Davies | | |
| Bellalion | Marge, it takes two people to lie. One to lie, the other to listen - Homer Simpson | | |
| boneyhazell | its the fans you know they are well you know the fans . harrycripps | | |
| LeonC | Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslims | | |
| en8wall | Excuse me mate, where's the away end? Dunno, we're looking for an off licence. (me asking group of Millwall youth a question at Southend) | | |
| Millwall Online | IN YASSER WE TRUST | | |
| onlyagame | i want an explanation and i dont want a gay one (homer simpson finding bart and millhouse dressing up in lisas clothes) | | |
| Huddylion | God is Neil Harris | | |
| ringo_the_lion | Who's fcuking nicked my Shoe? - Heather Mills | | |
| MFCFATZ | Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.(bricktop,snatch) | | |
| Chelmsford_block7 | When is your baby due (Me talking to a rather large lady who wasn't pregnant or very happy) | | |
| Chelmsford_block7 | I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. (Homer Simpson) | | |
| hardleyse16 | We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off | | |
| sw2_wall | well i wont be fking coming back here moaned the fella to many bermondsey types here,when i asked where he came from he said ..........peckham......the wife asked why i found it funny. | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Does he make you moist? - Ade Edmondson in The Yob | | |
| LAR61E | Garlic Bread, Garlic, Bread, Bread, Garlic, Garlic Bread | | |
| BigPaul | How can I soar with eagles when I'm up to my neck in turkey sh*t?! | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Man is born free but is everywhere in chains...(JJ Rousseau) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Watch out he'll have some fcukers eye out!!!! (King Harold at the Battle Of Hastings) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle. (Lieutenant John Chard) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | The Yanks love snobbery. They really feel they've arrived in England if the upper class treats 'em like chit. (Harold in TLGF) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | The only decent grass is the grass that grasses to me. (Harold in TLGF) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? (Harold in TLGF) | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | What's snow, Fiddler? (Kunta Kinti in Roots) | | |
| DEPTFORD LION | Smell my cheese you Mother | | |
| MFC67 | Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say? Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your c**t." Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. | | |
| MFC67 | Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? Cause' if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me. | | |
| MFC67 | Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fcukin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fcukin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fcukin' stupid. I don't give a fcuk about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. Casino. | | |
| MFC67 | "It was a month I look back on with good memories. I once scored from a corner and played against Terry Hurlock, which was quite interesting. I stayed away from him as much as possible"! – David Beckham recalls his loan spell at Preston | | |
| MFC67 | “Even small Millwall crowds made a fearsome noise,which chilled the bones of many a northern hard man who’d come to London believing Southerners were soft.This was the wrong part of London” | | |
| hayman | ''kids dont copy what they see on computer games, I mean if we were affected by pacman we'd be running about dark rooms munching pills and listening to electronic music.''(some c*nt) | | |
| MFC67 | When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick-George Burns. | | |
| monkeymfc | "And let's go over to Anfield for the minute's silence..." - any commentator, any week. | | |
| WAM | How about, f*ck off and die? | | |
| lionrob | Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Benny Hill | | |
| lionrob | I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it ." Spike Milligan | | |
| lionrob | Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off." The one and only Tommy Cooper | | |
| lionrob | "A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'" Tommy Cooper | | |
| lionrob | It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in." Tommy Cooper | | |
| lionrob | So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'" Tommy Cooper | | |
| MFC67 | No, I'm the only one in our family who ever went to sea. I tell a lie. My Grandmother's brother was safety officer on the Titanic.(Uncle Albert or Obes?) | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Come on Barb get your coat on!" "Why Jim am I coming to the pub with you?" "No Barb I'm turning the heating off!" Jim and Barbara Royle - The Royle Family | | |
| Super_Millwall | "I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win" (Howard Wilkinson) | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Have you ever walked in to a room and forgotten what you was doing in there in the first place? I did it the other day and I chit myself" (Roy Chubby Brown) | | |
| wayward.lad | "You just don't understand the readers, do you, eh? He's the bloke you see in the pub, a right old fascist, wants to send the w*gs back, buy his poxy council house, he's afraid of the unions, afraid of the Russians, hates the qu**rs and the weirdoes and drug dealers. He doesn't want to hear about that stuff (serious news)." Kelvin Mackenzie - former editor of The Sun | | |
| McC | "There he is, Steven Hendry fan, bit of gel in his hair" John Virgo | | |
| come rain or shine | "Don't just lay there gettin' a suntan, ain't gonna do you no good anyhow" Taggart - Blazing Saddles | | |
| come rain or shine | "I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, chit-kickers and Methodists" Hedley Lamarr - Blazing Saddles | | |
| Lucky_Lion | The very best thing in all this world that can befall a man is to be born LUCKY - Mark Twain (author) | | |
| Lucky_Lion | The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity ,The optomist sees the opportunity in every difficulty - Winston Churchill | | |
| Lucky_Lion | Its been emotional ....Vinnie jones (lockstock) | | |
| Lucky_Lion | Sequal ............................................maggie simpson | | |
| wightlion | You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted! | | |
| wightlion | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep...not screaming, like the passengers in his car. .. | | |
| wightlion | "When Rioch came to Millwall we were depressed and miserable. He's done a brilliant job of turning it all around. Now we're miserable and depressed." Danny Baker, Five Live, Millwall fan. | | |
| unit4 | Life is whats happening to you when you're busy making other plans | | |
| unit4 | Hearts,like doors,will open with ease,To very very little keys, And dont forget that two of these, Are 'Thank you sir', and 'If you please'. | | |
| unit4 | Are you content with what you have right now? Because"right nows" are all you have. [Sujata] | | |
| stu_lion | dont knock it till youve tried it ;) (something the morg always tells me) | | |
| unit4 | "It takes so little effort to make such a big difference.". Wish WD would tell the players that. | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | There's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families...Maggie Thatcher | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | it is not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but love of money for its own sake....Maggie Thatcher | | |
| MAD DOG DIL | Socialism's results have ranged between the merely shabby and the truly catastrophic.....Maggie Thatcher | | |
| Captain_Morgan | Elton John was married, but he still drops anchor in poo bay.........Jim Royle | | |
| club242 | "Smillies are the greatest invention ever"....by asadsamakab | | |
| Wippa | I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.- Martin Luther King Jr | | |
| muchlove | @ | | |
| Wippa | I've had this broom for 15 years, in that time its had 7 new heads and 5 new handles.- Trigger | | |
| Wippa | I only have 2 things in this world, my balls and my word and I dont break them for no one- Tony Montana | | |
| Lionabout | "Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day" - reckon that sums the Den up at the moment | | |
| Lionabout | "www.manunitedfootballschool.com" - Old Trafford Billboard | | |
| halfwayliner | 'If you wish to be a success in the world promise everything,deliver nothing' - Napoleon Bonaparte. | | |
| halfwayliner | 'You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off' - Italian Job | | |
| mfcjohn | God is a concept by which we measure our pain ~John Lennon~ | | |
| mfcjohn | Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling of it ~mfcjohn~ | | |
| ryanthelion | homer simpson "ah space aliens ,dont eat me i got a wife and kids..eat them" | | |
| hastingslion | man who shags in biscuit tin, is fcuking crackers | | |
| King Henry | "She's gone into hospital with a bad foot" "Well, it's better than going into the hospital with no foot." Bloke I worked with | | |
| King Henry | What's that - is it a cnt? Yes, its a cnt. | | |
| onlyagame | How did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400,000.00? "Well I had to haggle" (baldrick and blackadder) | | |
| The Reaper | if things don't alter they stay as they are | | |
| The Reaper | to drink alcohol is to die - i'll have another one | | |
| wackwackopps | cold patato`s aint hot | | |
| Wippa | 'God gave man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to use them both at the same time.' Robin Williams | | |
| kinelloz | Don't you think the 18 certificate covers too wide a spectrum? I mean they should give us the information we need - is there muff in it or not. Ali G | | |
| club242 | I love Islam - Hastingslion | | |
| Willwall | Indeed. | | |
| Willwall | Take a bow son! (tik-a-boo-sern) - Andy Gray | | |
| Willwall | "Say hello to my liwl fwend!!!" - Tony Montana | | |
| Willwall | Im too sexy for my shirt - Right Said Fred | | |
| Willwall | 2 fat blokes in a pub. One says to the other, "your round!" the other replies, "so are you you fat c*nt!" | | |
| HertsUniLion | You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a good wank!! | | |
| boris the spider | Stone me, why can't you see, you're a no-one, nowhere washed up baby who'd look better dead - Ian Brown | | |
| betty-swallocks | and what kind of dog is this ? . this is a tortoise !! -borat | | |
| ryanthelion | doctor"sir, you have ingested a dangerous amount of alchahol. homer simspon "the only dangerous amount is NONE!" | | |
| MillwallPeeWee | 50p, 40p! What do you want 30p for son? Tottenham fan and son | | |
| boris the spider | We wre no match for their untamed wit, but some of the lads said they'd be back next week - Paul Weller | | |
| boris the spider | It is better to be a Lion for a day, than a sheep all your life - Elisabeth Kenny | | |
| boris the spider | Death was afraid of him - because he had the heart of a lion -Arabian proverb | | |
| boris the spider | If you tug the lions tail, expect to get bitten | | |
| boris the spider | I was not the Lion, but it fell to me to give the Lions roar - Winston Churchill | | |
| Yid till i die | 'It looked good from the outside', 'That's what the Christians said about the colouseeum' | | |
| wallsince70 | show me a man who laughs at defeat and I,ll show you a chiropidist with a sense of humour | | |
| WalthamLion | "Wise men speak because they have something to say.. Fools speak because they have to say something" - Plato | | |
| Lionchel | If you don't like the answer, don't ask the question | | |
| let_em_come | Come on, McClane, just a few words?...... ok.... fcuk off [Die hard] | | |
| let_em_come | Lola: "Tell me about my dear, dear Daddy; is it true that he's dead ?" ...Stan:" i hope so, we buried him" [ Way out West ] | | |
| boris the spider | The logic of women - they have nipple piercings, belly button piercings, vagina piercings, and spend all their lives convincing men that they should have baibies and go through hours of painful childbirth labour, but ask them to take it up the arse and they say no because it "hurts" | | |
| let_em_come | The lioness has been reunited with her cub, and all is right in the jungle. Kill Bill 2 | | |
| JJ_Junior | Suck me Beautiful | | |
| Bolland | Don't piss on my shoes and then tell me it's raining | | |
| acardipane | ignorance is the agent of fear | | |
| acardipane | those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. | | |
| wightlion | Cynthia Payne a legend in our own lunchbreak | | |
| wightlion | I remember losing the ball on the wing, once during a game at the (old) den I started chasing the fella but gave up after hearing all the coins pinging off the fence in front of the halfwayline :Steve Lovell | | |
| oddboots | Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on....Dean Martin | | |
| oddboots | It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it,and some clever fables,and some blood drenched history, and some good morals, and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.......Mark Twain commenting on the bible. | | |
| oddboots | when the inventor of the drawing board messed up, what did he go back to?.............Bob Monkhouse. | | |
| coldblower | Leave no turn unstoned...man | | |
| let_em_come | ‘What’s your favourite animal?’ "Terry Hurlock," Neil Ruddock answer . | | |
| let_em_come | Teery Hurlock, a one-man disciplinary crime wave, remains, unsurprisingly, a cult hero in Millwall-supporting enclaves of south London. "Timesonline" | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Can you smell gas?" - Lilywhitelad | | |
| vinny the chin | “Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live” - Charles Bukowski | | |
| vinny the chin | "Fck you all" - Jeremy Beadle | | |
| vinny the chin | "In Indonesia,I spent two years at a muslim school." - Barack Obama | | |
| vinny the chin | Wibble wobble wibble,three eggs. | | |
| LeonC | If they didn't have fannies I'd be standing on the otherside of the road chucking bricks at them | | |
| Lucky_Lion | The Penis Poem ..My nookie days are over,my pilot lights gone out,what used to be my sex appeal is now my waterspout,time was when on its own accord from my trousers it would spring,but now it's just a full time job to find the f*cking thing,it used to be embarrasing the way it would behave,for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave,now as old age approches it sure gives me the blues,to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes ...ANON | | |
| RM1_LION | " Bend over Reggie...." - Ronnie Kray | | |
| RM1_LION | " We didn't under estimate the Cameroon team, we just didn't think they were as good as they were..." - Bobby Robson | | |
| Youth | Plot up, mob up and ave it proper.. | | |
| wallsince70 | "He has the potential to become a Millwall legend " Mark Mcghee on signing Bob Peeters | | |
| slimboy | "Do you know what Nemisis means?" "A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropiate agent personified in this case by an o'rrible c*nt, ME!" (Brick Top in Snatch) | | |
| boris the spider | My Home is a shelter from language and race, a wonderful mixture of grace, and emotion and growing pains (Gary Clark - "Steam Trains to the Milky Way" Danny Wilson) | | |
| let_em_come | jus ritin to let yall peeps no dat beein a chav ain't all dat bad! i meen wen i walk down da street all da rudeboyz n widegirlz move 2 lemme froo, if day try n step up, ill just nok em spark out, innit!........'Words of wisdom by Shazza Dimmock' Chav | | |
| ryanthelion | "when you get the money you get the power and then when you get the power then you get the woman" tony montana | | |
| Super_Millwall | "I've heard rumours Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter wristwatch." Boycie (OFAH) | | |
| Yid till i die | "Ten long years i was in the Falklands" - Richie from Bottom | | |
| Super_Millwall | "Did someone order a **nt? Because one's just turned up." Sammy (The Business) | | |
| toplion | "There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is ENGLAND" - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| toplion | "Is that a cat in a hat?", "No it's a tortoise in a shell!" - Borat | | |
| millwallno1 | Your Support Is Fcking Chit - Millwall to Man U F.A.Cup Final | | |
| leFerne | ......no self respecting man would ever put his kno* up that thing, bet shes got a cun* like a bill stickers bucket . Wallsince 70 | | |
| EverbodyKnowsUs | Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. - Family Guy | | |
| oddboots | "Hell hath no fury like a man shot in the arse" - Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read. | | |
| Showoff | "You can't call me a Mook!....What's a Mook? "- Mean Streets | | |
| Super_Millwall | "This turf is a bit slippery isn't it? You sure it's ok to take a penalty on?" - John Terry Moscow 2008 | | |
| Showoff | "Respect is not a virtue, it's a catchphrase". Showoff | | |
| dunstable lion | YABA DABBA DOO Fred Flinstone | | |
| vinny the chin | "Stuff happens" - Donald Rumsfeld | | |
| one_cat_funt | so Francine is a business woman now huh? well there is nothing in the fridge thats not good for business! AND ITS AWFUL WOMANING!!!! | | |
| anyonefancyabeer | Arthurs ashes thats the Black bloke who won Wimbledon aint it - Del Boy (OFAH) | | |
| anyonefancyabeer | “I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments (Jim Morrison) | | |
| Chesterfield Lion | "Eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson | | |
| demon666 | brian wards mrs gives good head | | |
| Yid till i die | "I dont think the gang life is for me. I might go home" Colin 'I'm on probation' from Ideal | | |
| Millwall_mIke | "Ill have a zinger tower and some popcorn f**king chciken" - Neg, Balls of Steel | | |
| Yid till i die | "South London? But Terry, South London?" Arthur Daily | | |
| hogeyman | "I told you i was ill" - Spike Milligans gravestone | | |
| milmarsh | Never take life seriously - no one gets out alive anyway | | |
| milmarsh | Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." | | |
| milmarsh | I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. | | |
| milmarsh | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." | | |
| milmarsh | If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. | | |
| milmarsh | You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! | | |
| marmite_lion | rita, what is your view on gay marriage? rita: they last as long as a teenager in the wrong london postcode! | | |
| dunstable lion | For those of you watching in black and white, Tottenham Hotspur are playing in yellow" - john Motson | | |
| dunstable lion | On a scale of one to ten that was one hell of a strike - John Motson | | |
| dunstable lion | The World Cup is a truly international event - John Motson | | |
| dunstable lion | Terry Hurlock was a fierce competitor - even in five-a-side on a Friday. He didn't hold back and age didn't come into it.- Jeff Kenna | | |
| dunstable lion | an incredible bulk of a man, and it is truly a joy to see opponents try to circumnavigate him without the aid of Sherpa guides, whilst trying to maintain a full set of limbs - reggie spooner talking about terry hurlock | | |
| dunstable lion | 'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary | | |
| dunstable lion | 'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - Bobby Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit | | |
| dunstable lion | 'In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - Glenn Hoddle | | |
| dunstable lion | 'It wasn't going to be our day on the night.' - Bryan Robson | | |
| dunstable lion | 'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham | | |
| dunstable lion | was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus | | |
| dunstable lion | 'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.' | | |
| dunstable lion | 'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke | | |
| dunstable lion | 'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.' | | |
| dunstable lion | Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - David Acfield | | |
| Gladiator | Northampton Fan: I've supported Northampton since the minute I was born. My mum and dad are big supporters and got me in to going. You have to admit that they are far better than Millwall. Millwall Fan: Mate, if I came out me mum and found out they were Northampton supporters I would have strangled myself with the umbilical cord. (Overheard in a pub before Northampton away a few years ago) | | |
| WAM | Carlise? | | |
| WAM | Who has the youngest team in League 1? | | |
| WAM | Carlise signed Bas on Wednesday morning. | | |
| WAM | Carlise have the youngest team in League 1 | | |
| WAM | Celwallic only sold one seat. | | |
| SM3000 | It has got to be Carlise | | |
